• Get involved.
    We want your input!
    Apply for Membership and join the conversations about everything related to broadcasting.

    After we receive your registration, a moderator will review it. After your registration is approved, you will be permitted to post.
    If you use a disposable or false email address, your registration will be rejected.

    After your membership is approved, please take a minute to tell us a little bit about yourself.
    https://www.radiodiscussions.com/forums/introduce-yourself.1088/

    Thanks in advance and have fun!
    RadioDiscussions Administrators

Dudeboss' First Week On Job

D

dr.akbar

Guest
Now that Nurse Jeff and I are back (tanned, rested & ready to stir things up), we've spoken with the new Dudeboss at KFYI and told him what to expect the first week on the job:

Day 1 - The Nearly Bald One will want to renegotiate his contact now that the Chickboss is a Dudeboss (substantial change in mgmt). If you're too young to remember the 70s, listen to Pat McBland on KT'R and you'll be ready for a Leisure Suit from Hanny's.

Day 2 - The Nearly Bald One will complain on the air that you aren't taking his request to renegotiate seriously. He also complains that Clear Channel Management doesn't take him seriously. Even the Digital Goddess doesn't take him seriously. After two hours of listening to complaints, tune to 620 and hear Sun City residents complain about how hot it is where they live.

Day 3 - The Nearly Bald One will refuse to appear at the next Smackdown..on the air, of course. Call Babinski and see if he'll sub. What's this you hear about FM on KT'R?

Day 4 - The Nearly Bald One calls in sick and Barry Markson will cover. After two hours, you'll be hard pressed to figure out which one rambles more. Listen to Ted Simons on KT'R say "..I gotcha.." to every caller and realize that P.D. has got it tough, too!

Day 5 - After the 10am "Bad To The Bone" intro of the Nearly Bald One, Michelle Larson is on the air explaining the Nearly One stepped out to Circle K during the news. You now remember what noted Middle Eastern Men Of The Media experts Akbar 'n Jeff told you happened years ago when KFYI was at 9~ten. What's this about KT'R going FM?

Day 6 - Four hours of Dr Bob Martin on Saturday morning cause you to have second thoughts. You ask the wife if she's unpacked everything from the move. Luckily for you, she hasn't. Will Rosie On The House go to FM as well?

Day 7 - You're headed back to the land of Men In Secret Underwear hoping your old job hasn't been filled yet. You wonder why after 80+ years no one can pronouce the A in KT'Rs call letters?
 
You left out that the nearly Bald One would use his incredulous near screaming voice, backed up by the applause and oooo button 32 times an hour while talking about it.

Oh, and he will bitch about how much first class sucked for him and Kim and their spawn.



(I don't know what is worse, Barry Komando phoning it in daily, or Joe Crummey pretending he is in PHX and talking about the coming monsoon storm and how it may be a big one)
 
Status
This thread has been closed due to inactivity. You can create a new thread to discuss this topic.


Back
Top Bottom