GUYS...
While I appreciate your mirth and merriment, inspired by the thrill of hearing your mentor back on the air to inspire you (especially YOU, Catfish... I know you learned everything you do from decades of listening to ME.... Tom, you never learn
anything 
), may I please ask you to stop joking about my messing with equipment?
It's not just that I would never do such a thing; it's that, as it turns out, I
can't. Nor would I want to. But it's a moot point, as everything is locked away like the missing link exhibit.
Most of all, you boys should realize that processing is a giant member measuring contest, when it comes to people in the Radio industry. In 38 years, I've learned that all broadcasting companies have engineering staff which not only considers their "sound", good or lousy, sacred and sacrosanct, but (being engineers) they don't share your wacky "jock" sense of humor about this stuff. Even seeing
jokes about me and little green screwdrivers in print is actually grounds to start a whispering campaign, resulting in my never working there again.
You wouldn't want to be responsible for such a loss to the industry, if not all of humanity, would you? Thought not. Thanks! Toodles.
Famous!
NYC
