The lifts in the physics ward are currently broken, so you'll either have to use the ones down the hall near the Computer Centre, or just use the stairs.
That is, the doors will open and close, but you can punch the buttons and not get anywhere. A couple of the guys from the Engine Tech ward at Powerworld will be coming to service it later this afternoon. Thanks for your patience.
And since dmargalotti just kicked the chair right out from under me.....
He really is what Bruce says he is, regardless of whether Bruce really is what he says he is or not.
[size=8pt]A copy of the dissertation explaining that can be found by inspecting our public file, in the computer centre, during regular business hours. Or it can be downloaded at any time from /aipub/~jorge/ on Guvax.