Fantastic word game

[scanman1]

The bedroom is the proper space for sleeping, as well as other intimate and private activities. 8)

 

[WMC2006]

Activities of an intimate nature are best left private, scanman, unless you plan to indulge us with glossy pictures and descriptive stories.

 

[quadraphonic]

Glossy pictures and descriptive stories are part of what makes the internets a dangerous place, but we don't have much of that danger here at the FWG (or TFWG as some prefer).

 

[scanman1]

The FWG (or TFWG as some prefer) is a family-friendly gathering spot, so I will refrain from divulging my bedroom activities, unless we want everyone to be bored or shocked.

 

[quadraphonic]

Bored or shocked, most people's reactions to the FWG (or TFWG as some prefer) always tend to be extreme.

 

[scanman1]

Extreme caution should be exercised when standing near the ledge of a very deep chasm.

 

[dmargalotti]

A very deep chasm exists between conservatives and liberals in this country but since we generally avoid discussing serious issues like politics here I will redirect the conversation and make my early morning contribution be about something we can all agree on such as the amazing talent and unmatched beauty of Olivia Newton-John.

 

[WMC2006]

The amazing talent and unmatched beauty of Olivia Newton-John during her many appearances at band camp sometimes keep dmargalotti from his international band camp duties unless he plans to meet up with Megan McCormick somewhere around the world.

 

[dmargalotti]

He plans to meet up with Megan McCormick somewhere around the world someday but so far it hasn't happened yet for quad but I'm sure he hasn't given up hope since he is generally pretty optimistic.

 

[quadraphonic]

Optimistic is the only way to be, unless God tells you otherwise.

 

[dmargalotti]

Otherwise you would be pessimistic and I'm not very optimistic that you can actually begin a complete sentence with the word 'otherwise" but I'm sure the Game Czar will let us know later today when he reviews the days posting activity.

 

[quadraphonic]

When he reviews the days posting activity he will realize that dmargalotti did the best he could with the weak clue someone left him, unless he's had too hard of a day out there rack jobbing.

 

[dmargalotti]

Rack jobbing is a term that could have multiple connotations just like topless driving but of course we all know what it really means.

 

[quadraphonic]

It really means whatever usage WMC uses it for when he gives the ladies his business cards.

 

[scanman1]

He gives the ladies his business cards and then, as they're walking away, they rip 'em up!

 

[dmargalotti]

They rip 'em up sometimes even before they walk away which if you ask me is just bad banners.

 

[scanman1]

Bad banners on a web site won't generate much enthusiasm for the product you're trying to advertise.

 

[Thomps2525]

Advertise yourself by walking around wearing old-fashioned "sandwich boards" which were popular in the 1930s and '40s and you might be noticed by thousands of people, especially if you make your sandwich boards out of real sandwiches.

 

[quadraphonic]

Real sandwiches are always a lunch option in the PowerWorld Industries canteen, as opposed to those things found in most vending machines.

Oh yeah, this just occurred to me: someone could have started out that "otherwise" sentence by giving the opposite of a description of the subject of the sentence, such as:
Otherwise tough people turn to mush when they see cat pictures on facebook. Or something like that.

 

[WMC2006]

Vending machines sell a plethora of stuff including drinks, sammiches, toiletries, condoms, and snacks.