Fantastic word game

[scanman1]

To start the bonding process you first have to apply the super glue.

 

[quadraphonic]

Apply the super glue to the substrate, and hope for the best, which in this instance would be for adhesion to occur, but in the bigger view of "best" it would be for Olivia Newton-John and Megan McCormick to appear, as if delivered by genies.

 

[Thomps2525]

Genies have the power to grant three wishes but apparently nobody discovered a genie yesterday and that is why no more than one person won the $600,000,000 PowerBall lottery.

(Barbara Eden and Robin Williams weren't real genies---I already contacted them about my lottery tickets and they couldn't help me.)

 

[WMC2006]

The $600,000,000 PowerBall lottery was won by one person who will now have to spend his or her time contacting lawyers, avoiding every Tom, Dick, and Harry who wants a handout, and figuring out on who or what to spend his or her winnings.

 

[Thomps2525]

His or her winnings should provide the holder of the lucky PowerBall ticket with enough money to hire Barbara Eden and Robin Williams and have them work as his or her personal genies.

Ain't it cute how I tied everything together there?

"Oyyy! Ten thousand years can give ya such a crick in the neck!" "Coming, master!"

 

[quadraphonic]

Personal genies might sound like a nice concept, but they would probably just cause more trouble, accidentally.

 

[dmargalotti]

More trouble, accidentally happens a lot of the time when you are purposely trying to avoid trouble all together so maybe you should just throw caution to the wind.

 

[WMC2006]

Caution to the wind is ignored during every Topless Driving Parade (TDP as most prefer).

 

[dmargalotti]

Every Topless Driving Parade (TDP as most prefer) is given the green light to proceed only when there is no chance of rain as determined by the experts at the PowerWorld Meteorological Department.

 

[quadraphonic]

The experts at the PowerWorld Meterorlogical Department have guaranteed their complimentary weather forecasts with a money-back guarantee.

 

[dmargalotti]

A money-back guarantee comes will all sales of Miss Silkie's Tasty Treats so if you're not completely satisfied, simply return the unused portion along with a copy of your receipt for a full refund.

 

[quadraphonic]

Refund processing may take six to eight weeks, but it's worth the wait.

 

[dmargalotti]

The wait for the new TFWG Ride at Six Flags Amusement Park in NJ is expected to be really long this weekend.

The ride is a multi sensory exhibit that involves cruising in a topless automobile filled with the music of Olivia Newton-John while a holographic 3-D image of Megan McCormick leads you on a tour around the world. It sounds fantastic! I can't wait to ride it!!

 

[quadraphonic]

This weekend is Memorial Day Weekend, the traditional first weekend of summer, which is a time of year when many of us wish we lived at the beach.

 

[joeybabe25]

At the beach I wear a big hat, slap on the sunscreen and try to avoid getting too many rays.

 

[quadraphonic]

Avoid getting too many rays when you are snipe hunting, because during snipe season the rays have a bagging limit.

 

[dmargalotti]

A bagging limit has been proposed by some grocery stores to encourage people to use more environmentally friendly, reusable grocery bags instead of the traditional paper or plastic.

 

[joeybabe25]

Paper or plastic cups, I don't really care all that much; it's what in the cup that counts!

 

[Silkie]

The cup that counts might just be the one that catches the rainwater that comes through the ragtop if you do not know how to properly position the umbrella against the top with the umbrella handle, hooked onto the gear shift console.

You had to be there. It is an MG Midget story.

 

[dmargalotti]

The umbrella handle, hooked onto the gear shift console made it impossible to shift the transmission into reverse but thankfully when we got to the beach we were able to lift the MG Midget into a parking space with the help of some burly lifeguards.