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Fantastic word game

Visit your local City Service station for clean bathrooms, large areas containing motor oil, ice cold Fresca, cheese alamode with whipped cream and Sambo pancakes, and most importantly the man who fills your tank with great Cities Service gasoline, Cheesey Winters!

(Unfortunately the local City Service station is two stores down from the gas station across my street, right next to the semi-insane asylum. So I must be true to my regular gas guy).
 
Cheesey Winters is probably a great gas pumper, but he's gonna have to work hard to top the two greatest gas pumpers of all time: my buddy Jim Bass, who's a working pumpin' gas and he makes 2.54 an hour or thereabouts, but he has rhythm in his hands as he's tapping on the cans, and Navin Johnson, whose other contribution to society was inventing the Opti-Grab.
 
Inventing the Opti-Grab might tend to take one from rags to riches and back to rags again.

So, we have a new 8 lb 6 oz junior band camper as of this afternoon GMT, provided our invitation is accepted as the premier band camp anywhere, although we were given pounds and ounces, not metric weight. Either way, we have a new band camper on the planet, and we welcome him heartily.
 
"Again" and "a gain" are pronounced differently and I could never understand why, especially when actor Conrad Bain never pronounced his last name as "Bin."

That makes even less sense than most of my writings---I admit it!
 
Conrad Bain never pronounced his last name as "Bin" because he was too busy dealing with Gary Coleman's ego and the poor decisions by the other two kids.

We'll be sending dmargalotti over to visit the new Royal Baby just as soon as Kate is out of the hospital and receiving visitors. Then again, he might have left already since we didn't see him at all today. Perhaps we'll get a report tomorrow.
 
Gary Coleman's ego and the poor decisions by the other two kids must have given Conrad Bain fits, but those real life issues were probably easier to deal with than the writers writing their weekly "extra special episode."
 
A new television show that is on now, and is actually a mini-series, written by Stephen King, that I like is Under The Dome.
 
Under The Dome of Doom I will exit and enter the Dome Of Love so I can congratulate Silkie on her new puppies (although word has it that the old puppies were like butter.....LIKE BUTTER!) and skip all the way over to her house (which is behind Mrs. Wiggins old chicken hatchery) and wish her the very best that I can.
 
The very best that I can do here at TFWG (TFWG as I prefer) is lead all of you onward and upward towards our goal of 10,000 pages because that's how I roll..
 
That's how I roll tootsie rolls when the tootsie roll shop needs extra help on Saturday when many of the emplyees go to synagogue, I baste them in chocolate dip, hang them out to dry on tobbaco leaf near the old sewer downtown which is free for children, and then I roll them all the way up and put them in Joey's pan!
 
I've had better myself, but they did not come from Joey's pan, they came from a North Korean knock off pan that has fooled many Joey's Pan lovers, so that is why I stick with only certified Joey Pans.
 
I stick with only certified Joey Pans when it comes to the best bed pans for the band camp infirmary.
 
The band camp infirmary is well stocked with bandages, poison ivy cream, aspirin, and aloe vera for sunburn.

Folks, dmargalotti will be out for a few days and will be unable to make it to Great Britain to see The Unnamed Royal Baby (TURB as most prefer). So, I'm sending Miss Silkie over there as Acting International Director of Band Camp (AIDBC as most prefer) to spread the band camp love. She leaves in an hour. Have a good flight, Miss Silkie.

The following temporary changes will take place in her absence: quad will take over management of Tasty Tidbits and that staff; TPS Reports will come to me; LARR will be Acting Head Librarian and will manage the library staff including the lovely library interns; scanman will be Acting Chief Mixologist; and joeybabe will be Acting Director of Fun. Miss Silkie is very attached and proud of all of her regular duties so all of you make sure to make her proud. Everyone's duties will revert to normal once Miss Silkie returns. Thank you for your attention.
 
Bandages, poison ivy cream, aspirin, and aloe vera for sunburn are all packed in my ditty bag and ready to go, although we have not yet received an RSVP from the RPs (royal parents) as to whether to prepare the London band camp for a 21 water balloons off the White Cliffs salute.
 
Salute goes out to roadrunner, who may be a new poster, or might have posted in the historic past and I've just forgotten, but I assure you I'm too unmotivated to slice up the difference by looking back through every page of the FWG, along with any ancillary paperwork filed.
 
Any ancillary paperwork filed tonight will include my sincere welcome (or welcome back, if that be the case) of roadrunner to the fabulous Fantastic Word Game! 8)
 


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