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Fantastic word game

It was a dark and stormy night at the end of my most recent expositional mc gig, and after mucha mucha rockin', and a short break at the Waffle House, that evening led into a slightly less darker and stormier breaka breaka dawn.
 
Right on time, I've arrived to say good morning to all of you and I hope to run into each and every one of you during my daily constitutional through the building.
 
My daily constitutional through the building would be more offensive, because from what I remember "constitutionals" do not involve walking at all, at least not in the usual or normal circumstances, at least until the "constitutional" has been completed.

Silkie and some girl lookyloos may be in present company, so I won't go into what I always heard "constitutional" meant. Maybe my frame of reference is not as urbane or health-oriented as our game czar's? Or maybe he's been misled all along? Hmmmm probable the former.
 
Until the "constitutional" has been completed, the lovely young library interns will probably make it look as if they are really busy assisting campers or putting books back up on the shelves.
 
Songs that get rocked at Kenny and Dave's '80s Rockfests are from a generation other than that of Harry S. Truman who used to take his morning constitutionals through Independence, if I am not mistaken; however, quad's definition is also correct.
 
Their English people speak English and their Scottish people speak Scottish and their Irish people speak Irish, but the United Kingdom's Welsh people speak "Grape Juice."

Just when you think I can't make a worse pun than the previous ones! :)
 
Grape Juice Jones used to run the numbers rackets in Flytown, until he was kidnapped and subsequently found in the next town over, mummified in calculator tape, but otherwise physically unhurt.

The name of the city was changed to protect the innocent. Also, Grape Juice got a bad wrap!
 
Physically unhurt after my constitutional was detoured to the library, I nevertheless kept going and made it back to the office in time to give my weekly Friday afternoon roundup to the masses.

Great week everyone. We'll see you tomorrow night at Dave & Kenny's 80s Rockfest at Illusions.
 
My weekly afternoon roundup to the masses usually has better information and edification for the audience, but WMC's gets more audience because he hands out gingerbread man cookies.
 
Gingerbread man cookies live a Gingerbread house which is someplace Ginger from Gilligan's Island would never live even though she was stuck living in a hut with 6 other castaways but that's okay because really, I always preferred Mary Ann.
 
The PowerWorld Industries LLC Library and Information Center Café is always well stocked with information and treats because we receive a constant influx of guests looking for information about our band camp education programs so we feed them because they end up staying for the day.

Sometimes, if they are available, Dave & Kenny will come by for an afternoon to play some 80s Rock.
 
They end up staying for the day every time those ants come into the Band Camp commissary and find that Miss Silkie has spilled sugar on the floor.

"Sugar on the floor." That sounds like something the Archies would have recorded. :)
 
[b/On the floor[/b] of my office before the workday officially starts, I like to stretch out, relax, and meditate.

Hey, we're rocking out to the 80s down at Illusions with Dave & Kenny along with the World Series going on in the background.
 


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