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Fantastic word game

I'm the one sneaking in first in that Amateur League baseball video that has gone viral and now everyone is making fun of me for not knowing enough about baseball rules to know that I never should have attempted to steal first base.

At least the catcher was too busy laughing to try to throw me out.
 
First base was unoccupied so someone should have come in to post but, apparently, no one was available since LARR posted nearly 24 hours ago.

My excuse is that I was working all day. Where the heck has everyone else been? Was the site down?
 
Nearly 24 hours ago I was home with a couple of friends over drinking Coronas and rocking out to my personal music collection.

Tonight Dave and I are rocking out at our weekly Rockfest at Illusions.
 
Rocking out to my personal music collection, I realized that the entire collection consists of every piece of musical art every released by our very own Olivia.

Great job to you and Dave as always for a great Rockfest last night.
 
Our very own Olivia brought her pet salamander to our party and after a few hours we noticed the salamander was missing and at first we couldn't find it anywhere, but then somebody remembered that salamanders like to lie on cool tile surfaces and we finally found Olivia's newt in the john.

Boy, I work hard on these!
 
In the john is where LARR comes up with most of his puns and that must be a very accommodating space because he can just flush the ones that don't make the plunge.

See what I did there.
 
The plunge of my sister's prom dress would have been a lot more appealing and sexy if not for the fact that her bustline, to put it politely, was a total bust.

I bet you guys just bust up laughing at my clever puns!
 
Early in the morning is a great song by Gap band, but at this time of this post, it means it's going to be a Manic Monday by the Bangles.
 
Gawk at the lead singer with the gorgeous eyes, admire the beautiful shoulder-length blonde hair, stare at the sexy eye makeup and long lashes, ogle the luscious lips with their "passionate pink" lipstick, and then go into shock when you look down at the singer's hairy legs and realize that the lead singer is a man.

Clever? For some reason, I'm in a manic mood today. :)
 
A man - or anyone else for that matter - should not have manic Monday, especially not another one, but that said, maybe the singer used a No-No, which omitted in its advertising that it causes the fur to grow back like the Sasquatch.

Although I must say that if Sweetie Pie ever decided to go metro and did commercials about how smooth it was, just like a fresh wax, I might have to contemplate mania.
 
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The Sasquatch that one of the little band campers thought he saw outside the latrine was actually an overgrown bush that LARR had promised to get trimmed down during our last Christmas session but he has since forgotten about it.

I'll put in another work order for it. Maybe the landscaping guys can come by even though it's off season.
 
Fruit he has hidden under the sink continues to rot away and has recently began to really stink which explains why Megan McCormick had a funny look on her face when we took her by LARR's cabin as part of the band camp tour we were giving her.
 
As part of the band camp tour we were giving her, the benefactress who had remained a mystery for decades suggested that a topiary courtyard at the library "might be a good idea", so naturally the library has submitted it to the Board for a vote, since it does seem to be a good idea.
 
A good idea to increase interest in the Winter Olympic Games would be for them to add snowball fighting.

It could be played as an individual sport or a team sport, much like luge and bobsledding. I could see a field of play similar to what you would find in paintball with obstacles and barriers. How much fun would it be to watch the USA and Russia go head-to-head in a team snowball fight?
 
Snowball fighting is non-existent here in Los Angeles during the winter months but there are a few days in summer when the smog is thick enough that we can make smogballs, although they are much too toxic to throw at anyone.

Mister dmargalotti, I apologize for the rotting fruit. When I put the bowl under the sink, I honestly thought the fruit was wax.
 
Throw at anyone a snowball from a lacrosse stick and try to make a goal, depending upon how long the snowball remains intact.
 
Depending upon how long the snowball remains intact, you can keep it in your freezer indefinitely and then throw it at someone during the September heat wave, and being hit by a snowball in September will take the other person by complete surprise, assuming that you're not living at the North Pole, where there is snow year-round and the "September heat wave" brings temperatures in the low teens.

I lived at the North Pole for a while. I had to complain to my cable company because my tv picture was snowy. :)
 


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