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Fantastic word game

Muscles Marinara is served at the Italian restaurants in Cannibal country but here in the United States the Italian restaurants serve the more traditional Mussels Marinara.

In Cannibal country, muscles are included on the "sinew menu."
 
Marinara, one of the newer lovely young library interns, was a tad shocked to see her name mentioned here and thought she was about to become dinner until Jeff and LARR calmed her down and set her straight.

There you two go again, not thinking about your actions and who it could possibly hurt.
 
Set her straight about the proper way to use a bow and arrow and your wife or girlfriend will be able to hit the bull's-eye every time and she will always give you credit for keeping her on the straight an' arrow.

Pretty bad, I know. Jeff won't have a hard time topping that pun.
 
Straight an' arrow - you want us to take that seriously?

C'mon, LARR, when you have to reach that far maybe it's time to recognize that it's not the fantastic pun game, but the fantastic word game, which includes something other than puns from time to time. Just mentioning it. Not much concerned what them what doesn't matter anyway has to say.
 
"Seriously?" is what Mister WMC asked when I showed him my Hallowe'en costume and then he upset me by insisting that, in addition to being the wrong sex, I'm much too old to dress up like Tinker Bell.

Is that better, Miss Silkie? I'll even let you have the Tinker Bell costume.
 
Phones come in handy when one person wants to speak to another but the use of phones for communication is downright ridiculous when the two people are sitting next to each other in a restaurant.

I could have said "Phones are easily recognizable if you know how to tell a phone" but I'm now trying to avoid puns so Miss Silkie will be more happierer.
 
In a restaurant today, over lunch with dmargalotti who was in town briefly between international band camp expeditions, we decided to call a brief moratorium on puns and we have therefore declared this weekend, Saturday and Sunday, October 25 and 26, 2014, a pun-free weekend.

So get your puns in while you can. Pun-free weekend begins in less than 4 hours, at midnight EST, as the bells chime into Sat October 25th. PowerWorld thanks you for your support.
 
A pun-free weekend apparently means that LARR and Jeff no longer know how to contribute without punnetry which apparently means we'll enjoy a blessedly quiet weekend here at TFWG (TFWG as Miss Silkie knows I prefer).

We may do it again next weekend.

Miss Silkie, how's it going?? How's about a trip to Illusions tonight for Dave & Kenny's 80s Rockfest? I think LARR and Jeff will be hiding all weekend. ;)
 
A blessedly quiet weekend here at TFWG (TFWG as Miss Silkie knows I prefer) is about to get rockin as we get ready to rock the house at Illusions.
 
Get ready to rock the house at Illusions tonight and our first song will be the 1984 hit by The Scorpions "Rock You Like A Hurricane."
 
"Rock You Like A Hurricane" may seem like a romantic passionate idea but you'll quickly change your mind after you get rocked like a hurricane and find that your body is soaking wet, the roof has collapsed, and your bed has been broken into tiny pieces.

"Hello, everyone. I'm Steve. I'm recovering from an addiction to puns. I'm here at the invitation of Miss Silkie." "Welcome, Steve! We're with you, buddy! We won't let you relapse."
 
Thoroughly impressed here that LARR and Jeff could come by with pun-free contributions even if it means that there were fewer contributions than normal over the weekend.

Next weekend, starting Saturday at 12:01am through Sunday night at midnight, will also be pun-free so get it out of your systems during the week starting tomorrow morning. Good news for the two of you, LARR and Jeff, is that daylight saving time ends next weekend so that's one hour less of withdrawals. :D
 
Over the weekend which is still going, I rocked out and watched a lot of sports, including Football, Nascar, and Baseball as my team, The San Francisco Giants is in the World Series.

I believe we actually have an extra hour next weekend.
 
As many as 248 people corrected me on my daylight saving time error which actually means that LARR and Jeff have to get through one extra hour of pun-free withdrawals next weekend.

Thanks for correcting me in front of the entire class, Kenny. ;) And, great show last night at Illusions as always. And, methinks the Royals will win the Series. It's their year.
 
Pun-free withdrawals next weekend, on top of all the cash withdrawals I've had to make recently, will leave my bank account with little more than a few coins and some dust.

Don't kiss the girl at the bank---she's a teller. Get it? "Kiss and tell"? Get it? Huh? Huh?
 
Some dust the furniture, some vacuum the floor, some scour the sink, but everyone pitches in to help clean up.

She may not be a fortune teller, but she can see your account and knows if you HAVE a fortune...
 


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