To neutralize all of the hot air coming from within, the lovely young library interns will be happy to do some jumping jacks.
Harsh, keep in mind that you can also feel free to peruse any or all of the previous 3,459 pages of our little game. I neglected to mention (but you figured it out anyway) that any dialogue outside of the game contribution (like this dialogue right here) should preferably be italicized.
We have been going strong now for 10 years (as of Dec 6, 2016). We have evolved a bit over time but our core mission remains the same and so does our long range goal of reaching 10,000 pages. These days, we are a small army but one that continues to march onward.
Please ignore the fact that dmargalotti hasn't actually welcomed you. He means well, he really does. He just hasn't been the same since the alien probing.