Fantastic word game

[scanman1]

1,000,000 pages of contributions will be quite the feat.

 

[dmargalotti]

Quite the feat was accomplished when a young woman folded a single piece of paper 12 times to set a new world record.

Most times to fold a piece of paper

This record is for the most times to fold a piece of paper in half. This record is to be attempted by an individual This record is measured by the number of times the paper is completely folded in half. For the purpose of this record, paper is thin material used to write or print text onto. It...

www.guinnessworldrecords.com

 

[CTListener]

A new world record for ants attracted to a single kitchen counter was possibly set here yesterday when I foolishly let a partially wrapped Italian sausage sub sit forgotten and unattended for nearly six hours.

 

[Stuart]

Nearly six hours I believe is the average wait time to be seen in a hospital Emergency Room. 🤮

 

[dmargalotti]

A hospital Emergency Room is usually where you will find some lovely young nurses who may or may not have once been lovely young library interns.

 

[WMC2006]

Lovely young library interns asked CT if he needed help cleaning up that mess but CT shot them down and cleaned it up himself after kicking himself in the rear end.

 

[scanman1]

The rear end of a horse is something you really don't want to be.

 

[WMC2006]

You really don't want to be the contributor who failed to bold your beginning or ending clue.

Or even your beginning AND ending clue. We've all been there. Haven't we? Guys? Haven't we? Hmm?

 

[dmargalotti]

Your beginning or ending clue have a strong influence on what comes next.

 

[Stuart]

What comes next may change your life forever.

 

[CTListener]

"Forever and a day" is one of those figures of speech that makes no sense when taken literally.

Not exactly life-changing, sorry.

 

[WMC2006]

Literally, I really miss doing the 80s Rockfest with kenny and Dave so let's get back at it tomorrow night, shall we?

Our brief hiatus is over and we are ready to get 2023 started at the new Illusions. Join us in person or on the big PW livestream. Have a great weekend.

 

[CTListener]

Shall we have another go at the mechanical bull in the never-ending quest for an eight-second ride?

 

[scanman1]

An eight-second ride on your bike won't get you very far.

 

[Stuart]

Far and near are the complete opposites of each other. 🧐

 

[WMC2006]

Other than band camp, Illusions, the mechanical bull, topless driving, the 80s Rockfest, Denny's, TPS Reports, PowerWorld, Miss Silkie's Tasty Tidbits, bolding clues or lovely young library interns, I can't think of anything else to talk about right now.

 

[Stuart]

Right now, it is a balmy 39 degrees in The City of Medicine. 😷

 

[CTListener]

The City of Medicine Hat, Alberta, is at 24 degrees, but given its location, everyone there probably considers that normal.

 

[WMC2006]

Normal things for me to do right around now is to start planning my vacations to sunny Florida.

 

[Silkie]

My vacations to sunny Florida are words used by WMC for all of his examples of how to write an essay when we are holding our summer school for band campers whose parents tell the Fun Department on the QT that their little ones need some work with English skills.

Naturally, the parents are all alumni who know that they can confide such information to us, unlike Brand X and Big Box band camps.