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Fantastic word game

A Governor or a President is about the only person who can assign one of the interns as your personal secretary, CT, mostly because none of us wants to go over Miss Silkie's head.

The interns are under the employ of Miss Silkie and her business and she assigns all duties to them at Tasty Tidbits and/or the library or wherever she needs them. If you'd like to risk your life by asking Miss Silkie to put one of the interns under your personal and perpetual supervision, you go right ahead. I may be the Game Czar but I'm not crazy. Good luck!
 
Miss Silkie's head might explode if you attempt to tell her how to manage her affairs.

She already does a fine job with the library and Tasty Tidbits.
 
The best prices, and the biggest savings, are available now at your neighborhood Conn's store.

Everything is bigger in Texas, Linguistics Czar, including the boots. Only one would be needed to mash Mass into a mass of mash.
 
Your neighborhood Conn's store isn't actually in my neighborhood since the nearest one is more than 400 miles away in Richmond, VA.

Looks like a cool place to shop though.
 
In Richmond, VA you'll find St. John's Church, where Partick Henry famously declared "Give me liberty or give me death."

An instrumental part in the start of the Revolutionary War.
 
Give me Death Valley heat any day instead of Mount Washington wind chill.

I'll ask Miss Silkie, then. The paperwork is really piling up. And I'm willing to accept a redhead or brunette, but petite is a must. Bigger women would aggravate the arthritis in my right knee as they sit on it to take dictation.
 
Wind chill outside gives me a good reason to stay inside and snuggle up to the old lady, laying the necessary groundwork for her taking a bit of long-form dictation of her very own.
 
Of her very own volition, my secretary will be kissing me and gently stroking my thighs as she takes dictation, despite what she may claim in her sexual harassment complaint.

Uh-oh, rose. Another demerit in your file for no comma after "VA" three posts back.
 
Her sexual harassment complaint against you had a rather odd accusation of you wanting her to pour a bottle of soy ink down the front of her blouse.

Sicky.
 
At the office Christmas party, or more likely the January 5th Eve party, must be where everyone but me is, because this thread has mysteriously gone dead.

Happy Cinco de Enero, everyone, I guess. 🤷‍♂️
 
Dead or Alive is a European pop band that will illicit fond memories of the 1980s rave scene by a sizeable portion of our audience.
 
Our real lives would collapse into a morass of dashed hopes and broken dreams were it not for this game and the vicarious pleasure it gives us as we revel in our own fantasy universe, or should I say "would revel," since there is still the small matter of a certain mechanical bull that stubbornly resists removal.
 
Removal of the Denny's-sponsored mechanical bull would result in the permanent removal of your linguistic title and privileges.
Anyone seen Ed lately? I hope he wasn't too insulted when I accidentally failed to include him in my Welcome speech to Plate Blocker a few pages ago. And how about Plate Blocker? Anyone seen him either? I hate to waste a Welcome speech like that. Makes my head want to explode.
 
Permanent removal of your linguistics title and privileges would lead the game into an all out civil war, CT, with fallen apostrophes and dangling participles strewn across the battlefield, and soldiers not coming home to their families quite the same.
 


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