Fantastic word game

[Ed Nielson]

Performance statistics are sometimes tied to the size of one's paycheck.

 

[scanman1]

The size of one's paycheck determines what they can actually afford.

 

[CTListener]

Afford me the chance to say a few words about the size of my paycheck from PowerWorld LLC and I'll tell you it should be a lot bigger.

 

[scanman1]

Bigger boomboxes can really crank out the tunes.

 

[dmargalotti]

Crank out the tunes on your vintage Walkman and those around you will never know that you are listening to Nickelback.

 

[CTListener]

Nickelback is one of those bands that rock snobs consider a joke.

 

[Deleted member 108832]

A joke I was told last night involved a priest, a rabbi, and a thick piece of rope, but after the petite blonde intern passed me a handful of those blasted gummies, while telling it to me, I completely forgot how it goes so, I guess, never mind.

Well, that was a whole lotta nothing coming from the rambling redneck, but that's just par for the course, ain't it?

 

[CTListener]

Never mind the mild buzz you may be experiencing after your usual breakfast bowl of corn flakes and fresh milk, because the intern tells me she shared a couple of gummies with Connie last night, too.

 

[dmargalotti]

"Too Much Time On My Hands" is a song that Styx recorded for their Paradise Theatre album which made it's debut in 1981.

 

[Deleted member 108832]

In 1981, I was a mere 10 years old, but by that time I had already milked my first cow, seen my first R-rated movie, and had my first kiss.

 

[WMC2006]

My first kiss was so heavenly and chocolaty (chocolatey as some prefer) that I wrote a letter to the Hershey company thanking them for creating such a good product.

 

[scanman1]

A good product is deserving of your purchase.

 

[CTListener]

Your purchase price reflects not only the actual value of the product but distribution, marketing and other associated costs.

 

[Deleted member 108832]

 Costs you several days of walking straight if you're foolish enough to stand directly behind a horse and go to pulling on his tail.

So, take this sound advice from an old hayseed...and just don't do it.

 

[WMC2006]

On his tail, I followed rosecity while keeping an eye on CT to determine whether he would edit his contribution in time as he added a word to his beginning clue but that's better than missing a word in a clue so we'll let it go with a gentle warning.

No demerits will be issued.

 

[dmargalotti]

A gentle warning to those living in the path of the heavy rains making their way of the east coast, be sure to roll up your car windows before you exit the vehicle.

 

[Deleted member 108832]

 Before you exit your vehicle, you'll want to unbuckle your seat belt.

 

[dmargalotti]

Unbuckle your seat belt while riding one of those loopy loop roller coasters and you will probably find yourself flying through the air like Superman.

At least until gravity does it's thing.

 

[WMC2006]

Flying through the air like Superman is almost what dmargalotti does in his role of International Director of Band Camp (IDBC as most prefer).

 

[Deleted member 108832]

His role of International Director of Band Camp (IDBC as most prefer) pales in sheer comparison to the responsibilities he has in winning over souls for Christ.