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Fantastic word game

Half her bags packed, and tears welling up in her eyes, Kayla was just now sitting on the edge of the twin bed in the guest quarters contemplating whether or not the decision to return home is the right one.

Got the itinerary this morning. Departing Mineola depot at 6 o'clock tonight. Be in Montpelier Sunday morning, just before sun up. Sorry, CT. Looks like a little road trip for you. Guess the train depot in Hartland still needs building.
 
The right one for me will never be cut out for the redneck life in the Lone Star State, and she'll be much more comfortable here in Vermont, where she can enjoy the liberal politics, the brilliant foliage, the legal gummies, the real maple syrup on her pancakes and the thousands of cows that she can milk to her heart's content without fear of being dragged into a relationship.

The Amtrak Vermonter also stops in Windsor, only five miles south of me, so she'll need to exchange that ticket before she leaves.
 
A relationship with the mechanical bull would leave Connie unfulfilled.

She's never done well with a machine.

Well, Connie and I (her in her trailer, of course) are headed back from Mineola. I can guarantee the MF2M 's...I mean, PBI's safe journey as far as Durham, North Carolina. After that, she's in the hands of your fellow Yankee brethren. I sent her with a care package for you, compadre. Nothing extraordinary, but there's a tallboy Miller Lite, a stuffed Bucky Beaver, and an insulated cooler bag (packed with ice) with a special gift from Connie, factory direct from the heavenly teat.

Enjoy the taste of Texas, partner.
 
Unfulfilled dreams can sometimes come true at a later date.
 
At a later date and time, the varmint up yonder will realize it's Friday night, at nearly 11 o'clock Yankee east time, yet still has not officially submitted his weekly welcome to the weekend.

Oughta trigger a demotion from that plush, cushy, corner office, I'll tell you what.
 
Welcome to the weekend so please stand by.

**Had to reassess the situation as rosecity beat me to the contribution punch while I was working late in my plush, cushy, corner office.**

Weiserguy has been here before so he didn't get the Welcome speech. He got it some time back the first time he contributed.

Sooooooooo that means I get to focus on my world-famous Welcome to the Weekend speech. And, so, welcome to the weekend. It's time to unwind and relax. Why not join us Saturday night at, where else, the new Illusions for, what else, another fantastical 80s Rockfest where kenny, Dave and I will play the best in 80s Rock plus your requests. The Denny's-sponsored mechanical bull, under 24/7 guard by some of scanman's best, will be in attendance. Our very special guest will be Ed Nielson who will join us for a spin in the dj booth if he can get past the inside joke intrigue. If you can't be there in person, please join us via the huge PowerWorld livestream. Then, join us early Sunday morning for some great grub at Denny's. Have a great weekend!!!

Pssst. rosecity, check your contribution. You have an extra 'has'. Get it before you-know-who wakes up and sees it.
 
Please stand by for a moment, as I'm seeing stars.

What in the Sam Hill?? I'll raise a stink worse than a wet polecat if you think you're using Shifty Stars up yonder, when we ain't supposed to be using Sinister Semicolons down here. That ain't wicked pissah at all, buddy.
 
The dialogue between us might as well be performed with you speaking Francophone and me speaking Anglophone.

Lord have mercy, let me get back to my morning milkin'. Have a double fried egg combo and a tall cup of black coffee, on the house, courtesy of Rose's Cafe and Back Door Sports Bar, there, Game Czar. Careful, though, that's Southern cookin' coming outta this kitchen. Ol' kenny might be forced into an early retirement, and an eventually demoralizing and dehumanizing bankruptcy, once you've taken take that first bite.

Sorry. No cream available for the coffee, partner. The dispensary, unfortunately, got forgotten about. 😉
 
With you speaking Francophone and me speaking Anglophone, I now have no clue what you are talking about so I'll just wish everyone a happy Saturday and once again extend an invite to the 80s Rockfest for tonight at the new Illusions with special guest Ed Nielson in the dj booth.

My semi-extra long ending contribution is my impression of Miss Silkie which I think is pretty good considering I don't normally do impressions.
 
An invite to the 80s Rockfest for tonight at the new Illusions with special guest Ed Nielson in the dj booth can only be accepted if the venue is within walking distance of a Dunkin' Donuts or a Waffle House.
 
A Dunkin' Donuts or a Waffle House is a hop and a skip from the new Illusions as is Denny's which sponsors the mechanical bull.
 
Denny's, which sponsors the mechanical bull, should seek a credit towards this month's payment, as recently installed surveillance (by a certain Vermont-bound traveller who we'll leave unidentified) shows the mechanical bull with a "home shop for repairs" tag hanging from the reset button by the coin slot.

Ain't one of Scanman's top-flight security team mechanically inclined? Ain't you gonna demerit yourself for using two sentences?

Shouldn't your sentences actually be "A Dunkin Donuts or a Waffle House is a hop and a skip from the New Illusions. As is Denny's, which sponsors the mechanical bull."?

Hmm?
 
The coin slot of the grammar textbook vending machine awaits 80 of rosecitymedia's quarters.

That $20 book will tell rose that WMC's contribution works fine as one sentence, but it needs commas setting off "as is Denny's."
 
Weekend is almost over, which means it's about time to revisit the grindstone.

Not in the book of redneck grammar and punctuazation, there, HOSS. You just concern yerself with watching and guarding the bull, and the heifer and I will concern ourselves with continuing to sling it. 😁👍

😂 You might wanna look up ol' "Bob", btw. She ain't performing anywhere, anymore.
 
March throughout PowerWorld Town in the upcoming Veterans Day parade (Monday November 11) to show your honor, respect and gratitude towards all of our veterans.
 


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