"Beat the babes off with a stick" is a phrase this wheelin', dealin', cow lovin' redneck just can not wrap his head around.
I mean, are you not seeing the self-portrait avatar next to my screen name? If there were any babes a' comin' this a' way to flock, I sure as dickens want both my hands free for holding something a little more enticing than just a plain ol' whoopin' stick.