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Fantastic word game

"His mid-morning nap" is what he may call it, but what's actually going on in the maple-laden boudoir is far more sinister than one of our well-timed semicolons.

So I hear by way of the barn.
 
Flush it out of the PowerWorld executive washroom and close the whole dadgum HQ down, if we don't see an immediate brain matter blowout over the usage of a Collosal Colon by quad, our part-time Fantastic Word Game friend.

Jumpin' gee willikers! Y'all know we've got our tarps ready for the show. These are always better than Gallagher on-stage with a sledgehammer.

Henrietta! Send word to Vermont. Them two are gonna wanna see this.
 
quad, our part-time Fantastic Word Game friend, and Director of TPS Reports, has done something that will make my brain explode just as soon as I finish posting this latest contribution.

You'll need extra tarps this time. In 5...4...3...
 
This latest contribution is an invitation to step on up to the RCM Wagerin' Window to place your bets on which one of us pens contribution #50,000.

The house is wagerin' an Andrew Jackson on it being Stuart.
 
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Contribution #50,000 is still 755 contributions away so it could be anyone but I doubt very much that it would be Stuart.

Unless he is looky-looing anonymously while staying away from playing and keeping up on what's going on and planning on logging in just for that. Doubt it. I would wager on you, rosecity. Or CT.

Stuart's profile says he was last seen on these boards on July 3rd so he really has stayed away, not only from TFWG, but from Radio Discussions overall. This absence is his longest one yet. I tried messaging him through his profile some weeks ago but never got a response.
 
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Stuart used to refer regularly to a former English teacher in his game play when he wasn't referring to North Carolina, Duke University or his job at a hospital.

Rose: That cow isn't setting the odds, is she? I need to know before I consider betting a single buck at the RWW.
 
A hospital job is taking up most of Stuart's time along with his loving relationship with his wife, Miss Phyllis, and his professional relationship with that former English teacher, Mr. Allen.

Stuart wrote this dialogue on his final TFWG contribution on July 3rd:
It has been obvious I have not been posting regularly for sometime. To be honest the game is not fun anymore. I have decided to
step away from the game for a while. The game feels like something I have to do and not want to do.
With that I wish everybody safe journeys........Best always, Stuart
 
Mr. Allen has his money riding on Miss Phyllis making the 50,000th Fantastic Word Game contribution, but somehow, at least to the heifer and me, it seems to be a fool's bet and a little too far-fetched.

No sirree, CT. Connie is a God-fearing heifer, apparently of the Baptist faith. She doesn't gamble, drink from the heavenly Miller Lite tallboy can, or dance. Now, imagine that! A Texas dairy cow that can't two-step. It's a little embarrassing, I'll tell you what, but I love her still.

All bets comin' through the RCM Wagerin' Window (RWW, as you intelligently prefer) are handled directly by the world-renowned firm of Canwe, Cheatum, & Howe, the RCM Ranch's legal counsel (and part-time drinking buddies).

.---redneck mode off---
My concern for Stuart is what happened to North Carolina during the hurricane a few months back. I've made an attempt (or three) at reaching out to him with, same as WMC, no response. I guess the fantasy wager on Stuart is simply wishful thinking that he'll contact one of us and let us all know he and the Mrs. are doing alright. He was having some health concerns before his departure, then the hurricane came.

I'm just concerned for a man whom I have enjoyed becoming friends with through this forum. If you've ever had a chance to talk to Stuart, outside of the bullshit we throw around in the game, you'd find out very quickly that he's quite a man and is a decent soul.
 
A little too far-fetched is the idea that Stuart would make a re-appearance here just to let us know he is ok but it would certainly be great if that ever happened.

I left him a message through his RD account but I don't know if he would get that message strictly by him accessing his RD account or if that message would go to a personal email. I THINK I get personal messages only via accessing my RD account, they don't go to a personal email. So I'm guessing, unless you have his personal email (and maybe you do, I do not), that he would not see these messages to him. That hurricane damage was mainly to very western NC, wasn't it, or was it? Does he live that far out in NC? I know a lot of the damage washed out roads and such. I wasn't aware of health concerns which now has me even more concerned. You are correct, rosecity, he is a very decent soul, one who took the game just a bit too seriously very early on.
 
If that ever happened, (and you better hope it didnt) you know you're going be in big trouble.
 
You're going (to) be in big trouble, Mister Ed, for me having to write a sentence this way.

I mean really, partner. Two mornings in a row that Kayla has to be woken from her peaceful slumber?? Buddy, you're in bigger trouble than you ever imagined.

---redneck mode off...again---
He and his wife live in north central NC, just outside of Raleigh. I have another email for him outside of RD, WMC. I skipped the RD email after seeing he hasn't been here since July. No response from there, either. He was having a procedure done, right around the time he left. After that, he left his FWG goodbye and then Helene struck.
 
An ulterior motive is apparently the reason why there have been hundreds of drone sightings over New Jersey this past month, but for whatever reason, we are all being kept in the dark.
 
Being kept in the dark is no way to live, but if pasty, white skin is your thing, then by all means, knock yourself out.

Let 'em fly a drone over the Ranch. We've got an arsenal just a' waiting on 'em.
 
Knock yourself out about trying to figure out if there was an ulterior motive, but in fact it was nothing more than sheer stupidity on my part.

I suppose the demerits will be on their way. The only ulterior motive was too much of a plokable smant. Sometimes I get my murds wixed up, and sometimes I just leave them out.
 
Now that we've done gone and beat ourselves up over past mistakes, let's change course to something a little more risqué and imagine the Petite Blonde Intern scantily clad.

With lips soaking wet from drinking a tall glass of non-homogeneous raw milk. Ooo la la!

It damned sure better be from my heifer, and not Ed's, I'll tell you what. Ain't no telling what she'd bring home from a Sunshine cow.
 
Scantily clad interns, unless you're a bovine, are much more appealing to look at than scantily clad cows.

It seems that now I am in the cow business.😱 The only cow (or parts thereof) that I am in possession of at the moment is a package of nice, juicy hamburgers. 😁
 
Scantily clad cows are something I have never witnessed unless, of course, you count the bell hanging from their necks.

Welcome to the barnyard hootenanny, Mister Ed. You're now, officially, a part of the tangent storyline. Connie is mighty proud, amigo.
 


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