A scrap would just lead to someone gettin' all in a tizzy, maybe even as far as bein' fit to be tied, so let's just dee-escalate all o' this here war talk n' move on to something more appealing.
Hey, it's the weekend! And, by golly, there's some ob-scure 80's rock n' roll to be heard. I understand it's also available on a Livestream...er sumthin'. Join us, won't you, 'cuz this here party o' four is gonna par-tay like there's no tomorrow.
'Cuz, fer all we know, there might not be.