The game is played co-rectly by usin' all o' the bolded words pro-vided, n' so it seems that our heroic security heifer Lola is now standin' at the steps o' the Listener Lodge (Vermont Boudoir, as hayseeds all pre-fer), citation in hoof, n' her cowbell just a clanging.
Oh, dear. "We Are Family" ain't what's playin' softly in the background o' the Boudoir today, I'll tell you what.
Looks like no dee-merits fer the Linguistics Dee-partment, but a sour look on the PBI's mug fer the rest o' the evenin'. Y'all get a free pass on the guffaw fer smartly catchin' that thar Tanner thing.