They really weren't worth the effort, those Boston Cream Pies we baked, but Lola (the former security cow, not an intern) absolutely insisted that we send them to Worcester with the hopes that the former Game Czar can, one day, keep track of our various secondary characters.
With me, in my little slice of imagination, is scanman's personal creation, Lola the security cow (retired security personnel, active cow). I (the hayseed, while under the hat) employ no intern. CT does, however. Her name is Kayla. She is short. Petite, she prefers. Blonde, too.
Other than Kayla, we have the lovely young library interns, formerly under the tutelage of Miss Silkie (and by association, Sweetie Pie), however, I can not recall any of them ever being given a name. Apparently, regular harassment of those lovely, innocent library interns, and downing multitudes of their Tasty Tidbits, requires no formalities.
Hope this helps in keeping track of The Listener Lodge's and RCM Ranch's valued and respected cast mates.
It's quite peculiar for me to carry on a lengthy rambling such as this without the hat firmly atop my long-haired cranium. I'll tell you...for certain.