Fantastic word game

[dmargalotti]

Again, you said that the old lady only used her car on Sundays to get to the grocery store, but you failed to mention the part about her also using her vehicle to illegally run drugs and weapons across the border.

 

[WMC2006]

Across the border, the hayseed would on occasion visit our main band camp from his ranch in Texas to impart his life experiences and what he felt was much needed wisdom.

 

[dmargalotti]

Much needed wisdom from Andy Rooney was for many years a hallmark of the Sunday night CBS news magazine, 60 Minutes.

 

[WMC2006]

60 Minutes has lost several correspondents recently under new CBS management.

 

[dmargalotti]

New CBS management isn't qualified to round up shopping carts in the parking lot of a Connecticut supermarket.

 

[Ed Nielson]

In the parking lot of a Connecticut supermarket, beginning around sunset, you might be able to tune in to some distant radio stations on your car radio.

 

[WMC2006]

Distant radio stations on your car radio play some great music while MarcB and Cockroach dance around the parking lot.

 

[WMC2006]

MarcB and Cockroach dance around the parking lot to the tunes of the various songs playing in their minds.

 

[dmargalotti]

Their minds were not convinced despite the evidence and testimony presented by the prosecution, and so the jury handed down a verdict of not guilty.

 

[CTListener]

Guilty was the verdict against WMC in rosecitymedia, CTListener, et al v. WMC2006 on one charge of first-degree submission of boring clues, but he still doesn't seem to have learned his lesson.

 

[WMC2006]

His lesson has been learned but that lesson would be better learned if the Director of Linguistics (DoL as some prefer, CTListener as others prefer) would spend more time here presenting what he feels are non-boring clues with which to keep the story moving along.

I mean, really, I know any time I mention a cow that you get all excited and stuff but that's not going to happen too often.

 

[Ed Nielson]

Keep the story moving along by keeping your contributions not only interesting, but also grammatically correct (you don't want any demerits!), and maybe even by inserting a time-centric clue from time to time.

 

[dmargalotti]

From time to time, I catch my reflection in the mirror and think to myself, "oh, that can't be right".

 

[WMC2006]

That can't be right so go left, then straight, another left, two more rights, jump up and down, skip rope, then click on Post Reply.

 

[dmargalotti]

Click on Post Reply, but only after you have shared a contribution that will not make certain heads explode.

 

[CTListener]

Certain heads explode when confronted by certain punctuation.

 

[WMC2006]

Punctuation, doesn't, matter, here, anymore, now, that, no, one, is, correcting, anything, or, handing, out, demerits, by, the, shovelful.

 

[Ed Nielson]

"Handing, out, demerits, by, the, shovelful," [sic] were the words of WMC, who will now be responsible for causing a cranial explosion that will be heard up and down the entire east coast.

You're going to have a stack of demerits so big it will have its own zip code.

What was that mysterious blast in Mass. a couple of weeks ago?

Mysterious sonic boom heard across Massachusetts was a meteor, experts say

Earthquake? Explosion? Sonic boom? Meteor? People want to know, what was that loud noise heard across Massachusetts?

www.nbcnewyork.com

 

[WMC2006]

The entire east coast will have to wait for that cranial explosion because nobody has used an Evil Ellipses or a Sinister Semicolon.

I never heard that sonic boom but it got a lot of publicity.

 

[dmargalotti]

An Evil Ellipses or a Sinister Semicolon hold no power over those who are functionally illiterate.