Fantastic word game

[Silkie]

Olivia Newton-John and her lovin' man age well and keep fit the old-fashioned way.

 

[Stuart]

The old-fashioned way has probably been updated with modern technology.

Dear Silkie,
It seems you arrived during my 6 month "rebuild my life tour". Your sentences, most of them way too long, however, they seem to intrigue me. Can you give me a brief bio of yourself?

 

[dmargalotti]

Technology failed earlier today when I was unable to access TFWG because the system was down temporarily and that is no way to start a Monday.

 

[quadraphonic]

Monday is historically the worst day for technological gaffes, and also for me remembering to wear long pants to work/b].

 

[raptusregaliter]

Remembering to wear long pants to work/b] is one of those necessary chores which requires strict vigilance.

Another one of those chores is proofreading. I'm just sayin'...

 

[dmargalotti]

Strict vigilance is required of all counselors, paid staff, and volunteers at band camp because keepin' the youngins safe is our primary responsibility.

 

[quadraphonic]

Our primary responsibility is to keep this juggernaut on the move, and sometimes that requires an agile sidestepping of small things like typos.

Onward to 1000!
5 summary demerits for yours truly though.

 

[dmargalotti]

Typos often occur when posts are hastily made out of fear that another TFWG'er will beat you to the board with their response.

 

[Darth_vader]

Their response, when the Senators were asked to vote on the new legislation, was a resounding YES.

 

[quadraphonic]

A resounding YES song is "Owner of A Lonely Heart."

 

[Silkie]

A Lonely Heart is not something that is possessed by many.

My dear Stuart, you may inquire away, whether the cows have arrived home or not. While you were away on your six month rebuilding your life tour, I was hanging around band camp getting into mischief, sharing recipes, building the library and mixing drinks.

 

[quadraphonic]

Something that is possessed by many is an appreciation for Olivia Newton-John and her Olivianess, and if you're one of the ones who don't possess that, then shame on you.

 

[Silkie]

On you go to reply number 8493, which is closer to reply number 10,000 as we get closer to Page 1000.

 

[quadraphonic]

As we get closer to Page 1000, I can feel the anticipation building.

 

[Stuart]

Building a new World's Trade Tower in New York City is officially underway.

Thank you Silkie for that outstanding, in depth biography of your life!

 

[dmargalotti]

Underway now is WMC's TFWG good will publicity tour but unfortunately we're finding it hard to get him face time on network TV because White House staffers have apparently booked up all the good interview times.

 

[quadraphonic]

Good interview times are still available for the president's complimentary two-day taping schedule for any of TFWG PowerWorld members' podcasts.

It's all political payback for our contributions, but we contribute to all politicians, even dog catchers. Sign up soon, he'll be here Thursday and Friday 6am-midnight both days.

 

[Anyacat]

Podcasts are overrated.

 

[Stuart]

Overrated people usually prove Andy Warhol's fifteen minutes of fame theory.

quad,

Maybe WMC could get a "sit down" with Bill O'Reilly during the tour!

 

[dmargalotti]

Theory submission by dmargalotti: Aliens gave us disco.

How else can you explain that HORRIBLE time in popular music?