Fantastic word game

[raptusregaliter]

A wet uniform is never a problem if you own a PowerWorld 90,000 BTU clothes dryer.

 

[quadraphonic]

A PowerWorld 90,000 BTU clothes dryer with the wrinkle-reducing feature had to be used before Joan Rivers went in for botox.

 

[dmargalotti]

Botox, no matter how generously and liberally it's applied, cannot make Joan Rivers ever look as beautiful as Olivia Newton-John.

 

[quadraphonic]

Olivia Newton-John sure did get off to a head start when it comes to pretty.

 

[andreajesus]

Olivia Newton-John sure did get off to a head start when it comes to pretty.

When it comes to pretty, there aren't too many women at TFWG who can pull it off...

 

[quadraphonic]

Pull it off, whatever it is, and it tends to make a woman more noticeable to a man, if not actually more pretty.

 

[WMC2006]

Not actually more pretty but actually more stunning were Anyacat and andreajesus as they returned from their topless drive with their suntanned chesticles gleaming.

 

[Stuart]

Their suntanned chesticles gleaming, is not the kind of talk we should be having on a family game thread.

If we drive away all of the women we would have a "Roman Gladiator" game! Although the women could serve beverages at the gladiator matches. ;D

Match Number 1.... WMCICUS vs quadartacus

 

[quadraphonic]

Thread a needle as long as you need to, but if you do it too long it makes your eyes cross.

 

[dmargalotti]

Your eyes cross when you try to stare at your own nose.

 

[quadraphonic]

Your own nose is what they used to say you should keep clean, but that doesn't seem to cover much.

 

[WMC2006]

Much has been made about our Quest To Page 1000 and I feel that Radio-Info should be giving us more press coverage than they are which is zippo.



I mean, really, we ARE the ones responsible for keeping this site afloat, aren't we?? 8) ;D 8) ;D 8) ;D

 

[dmargalotti]

Zippo and Bic lighters used to be common at rock concerts even among people who didn't smoke but now in this high-tech age, instead of waving their lighters, the spoiled kids today wave their cellphones.

 

[Stuart]

Cell Phones (2 words, paging Mr. Allen!) may be linked to an increase in brain tumors.

 

[raptusregaliter]

Brain tumors are the result of unbalanced humours.

According to state of the art medicine circa 1100.

 

[quadraphonic]

Unbalanced humours were also the cause of many a blood letting.

 

[Anyacat]

Many a blood letting has killed a king.


(And I think a few presidents as well)

 

[kenrayc]

King of Queens is a comedy starring Kevin James that was a spinoff of Everybody Loves Raymond.

 

[dmargalotti]

Everybody Loves Raymond featured Peter Boyle who was absolutely hysterical as the monster in Young Frankenstein and I still think of him whenever I hear somebody singing "Putting On the Ritz".

 

[kenrayc]

Putting on the Ritz has two meanings, a song from the 20s remaked in the 80s by taco, and is what you do with cheese for a darn good cracker.