(Okay, so this is the picture I have of the aptly named rodent: He has no job so he is constantly broke except what he can steal from his mom's handbag. He thinks nothing of eating off the plates of others and may actually dumpster dive when on his own. He lives in his parents' basement where he spends his evenings interfering with himself, as the nuns would say, while surfing porn sites. He will celebrate his 21st birthday with a beer bong and a stripper, for which his friends have paid. His parents must be so proud.)