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Fantastic word game

Shaving nicks are extremely painful to men's faces for about a year and a half, so they stick little dabs of terlet paper on them, although various other antihaemorrhagic agents are also available, for instance, electric shavers or styptic pencils.

Maybe someday men will have all kinds of depilatory goop they can use on their mugs like women have for both legs. For some reason women still have to risk their lives shaving under their arms. I don't git it.
 
Shaving abstinence and using an electric shaver out on the highway, which is nowhere near any of those famous circles or downtown New Brunswick, gives one plenty of time to look neat and tidy for when the Director of Fun finds a young lady more suited to that nice young man driving around, who has experienced cruel drudgery, but never the refreshing, heart tugging romance of youth.

And them what knows Miss Silkie knows that she will accomplish this.
 
The refreshing, heart tugging romance of youth was the subject of a lot of teen comedies back in the 80's such as Sixteen Candles, The Breakfast Club, and St. Elmo's Fire.
 
Nothing today compares to the way things were back when I was a kid because back then you could find freedom by simply hoping on a bicycle and peddling around town until you found some friends to hang out with or a baseball game to play in and as long as you were home by dinner, all was right with the world.
 
This year's the FWG softball tournament was really exciting because no one expected that team from Japan to make it to the finals but unfortunately for them they were shut out in the decisive game 7 of the series and so once again, the tournament trophy remains right here in the good old U.S.A.
 
Right here in the good old U.S.A., land of mom, hot dogs, baseball, apple pie and the stars and stripes forever, we once made everything that we used in our homes, except for those little pocket transistor radios that you hid under your pillow to listen to rock and roll on a school night.
 
Listen to rock and roll on a school night and chances are you will be up way past your bed time which seems like a cool thing to do when you're a kid, but once you get to be older you hardly ever want to miss a moment of sleep.
 
Sleep-deprived workers tend to be inefficient in the day's tasks and can forget basic rules, including remembering to *not* leave out the "U" in certain words (colour, neighbour, favourite), proper R-E position (centre, theatre, spectre), correct use of apostrophes (it's=it is/has; its=implied ownership) and especially remembering to bold your opening and closing clues, like this.

[size=8pt]And they're more susceptible to déjà vu.
 
Remembering to bold your opening and closing clues, like this is a sign that you are really on the ball, or, at the very least you are not forgetful.
 
Remembering to bold your opening and closing clues, like this, is a vital part of your performance duties at the FWG, but posting here also requires humor, pathos, compassion, wherewithal, and ingenuity, all of which seem to increase by osmosis and practice every time you post at the FWG.
 
Forgetful or not, quad needs to start triplecheckiing the game to make sure he isn't repeating a clue because he really can't depend on his computer to be posting the most recent stuff.


Quadraphonicitis strikes again. We'll just pretend we didn't notice and move along. ;)
 
Posting the most recent stuff is harder, and apparently it has something to do with this old computer I'm having to use, because there was no Silkie post at 7:55 when I looked last time, and I know, because since it has happened so many times, I have developed the habit of doublechecking like a mofo with OCD.
 
"A mofo with OCD" strikes me as awkward, as "mofo" is a supposed contraction of "mo*fu*r" and anyone who listens to George Carlin should know there isn't an "o" in "fu*r", so the correct profanity should actually be expressed as "mofu", but then you'd probably risk putting off an overly-sensitive Chinese guy with that name.

[size=8pt]In fact, several years back I actually worked with a half-Korean half-Chinese guy named "Fu Kim-W--." As you might assume, it often got awkward when people asked him to spell his name! Not long ago he became a citizen, and generally got so fed up that he had his name legally changed to "Frank Kim W--".

We haven't worked together in some time, but I do see him occasionally at Peet's.
 
The cover charge to get it and in is a mere difference of a couple of stories up on the keyboard, but we are working on introductions to higher level young ladies, so instead of mofous and cheesy Jersey Shore type wannabes in their little black minivans, showing off their shopping diva personas, we are interviewing young ladies of quality and excellence for introductions.
 
Introductions are made anytime we get a newcomer to TFWG but unfortunately it's been a while since we've had someone new to introduce our selves too and I would think that after all this time, the regulars know each other well enough that not only are introductions no longer required, we should also finally be able to dispense with the name tags.

Oops, thanks for catching my slip up there Miss Silkie!
 
Name tags were a very costly endeavor, and we have all kinds of silver plated, gold plated and brass plated tags with absentee names on them, which should be melted down and turned into some resources for the annual Christmas parade.

If we start now we can order the meltdowns, politely request our cash, proceed to court to sue because the cads tried to skip town and unjustly enrich themselves on our goodwill, and we'll have the money by about December 15 or so.
 


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