Fantastic word game

[Basnya]

S and H Green Stamps used to be given away in grocery stores; they were saved in booklets and redeemed for items in a catalog.

 

[raptusregaliter]

Catalog merchandise isn't always crappy, but a lot of it will make you a firm believer in caveat emptor.

 

[Anyacat]

Caveat emptor is good advice when bidding for items on E-bay.

 

[quadraphonic]

E-bay started out good enough, but lately has turned into a hodgepodge of offerings alternating between outright stolen goods and goods of questionable origin.

 

[WMC2006]

Of questionable origin is the way to describe some of these off-the-wall reality shows.

 

[Stuart]

Off-the-wall-reality shows are not very expensive to be produced.

 

[raptusregaliter]

Produced is what happens when you get hit in the face with a head of lettuce or a grapefruit or a stalk of celery.

["Duuuuuuuuude...you just got produced!"] ;D

 

[quadraphonic]

Stalk of celery is what the rutabaga was charged with after he followed him around and communicated threats and made menacing phone calls.

 

[Anyacat]

Menacing phone calls sometimes provide hours of unintended hilarity.

 

[Stuart]

Hilarity Clinton was not asked to be the Vice President Nominee for The Democratic Party.

 

[quadraphonic]

The Democratic Party is having their convention right now, but it's only interesting when the knives come out.

 

[WMC2006]

When the knives come out, we know it's time for cake.

 

[andreajesus]

Time for cake? Oh, baby, now you've made me hungry!!

Andrea

 

[4dude]

Hungry is what i wanna be tommorow when i goto GOLDEN CORRAL

 

[quadraphonic]

Golden Corral was good back in the day, but as I age, I find that I can never stuff my money's worth of food into my stomach.

[we used to go to the first one ever opened in Fayetteville, NC, back then they had a regular menu even]

 

[raptusregaliter]

Into My Stomach is a soon-to-be gastronomic tome from John Krakauer.

[Another reminder to andreajesus: your responses must be one sentence only.]

 

[WMC2006]

John Krakauer (actually it's Jon, I think) is a mountaineer just like Jed Clampett.

 

[Basnya]

Jed Clampett was portrayed by Buddy Ebsen in " The Beverly Hillbillies", a 1960's 'hick-com' originally aired on the CBS network.

 

[WMC2006]

The CBS Network is also known as The Tiffany Network.

 

[raptusregaliter]

The Tiffany Network now runs my second-favorite sitcom: The Big Bang Theory.

[WMC, you are correct. It is Jon Krakauer. I stand corrected and humbled.]