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Fantastic word game

Security guards around the clock will be in a state of heightened alert at the new TFWG World Amusement Park which upon opening in 2011 will instantly become a prime target for international terrorism.
 
"The Unit" will soon be renamed "TFWG Unit" to reflect the new corporate sponsorship of the program and to provide yet another valuable marketing opportunity for TFWG.
 
Yet another valuable marketing opportunity for TFWG will come when we replace all the products in The TFWGMart with TFWG national store brands, in every department, on every aisle and every endcap.
 
On every aisle and every endcap you will find banners and advertising cards exhorting you to stock on necessities up because the end of days in near and the sky is falling.
 
The sky is falling, some will say, but it's just prices coming down and that Chinese rain seeding machine wearing out, as TFWG begins its march to global supremacy with the promise of helping America get out from under the falling sky problems by constructing an America-wide wet blanket of protection.
 
Egg roll and a wet blanket of protection is a sight bit better than lots of other things you can spend $150 on, and, of course, they all come with the TFWG Satisfaction Guarantee.
 
The TFWG Satisfaction Guarantee will be available this coming weekend in conjunction with the grand openings of the FWG PowerWorld Brothel and Birth Control Testing Center.
 
The FWG PowerWorld Brothel and Birth Control Testing Center is located on the Eastern shore of magnificent Lake Tahoe.
 
"Under construction" reads a giant sign above the main entrance to the newly developed TFWG Village, an exclusive, gated, residential community, with a full array of amenities and world-class accommodations on the shores of Sarasota, FL.
 
Sarasota, FL is a great place to visit, but I wouldn't want to live there until the first TFWG PowerMart gets built, and I'd probably even wait to make it my permanent residence until construction starts on The TFWG PowerCircus & Clown Hall of Fame.
 
The TFWG PowerCircus & Clown Hall of Fame will be a popular field trip destination once the Sarasota school district is taken over by the TFWG PowerSchools Initiative, LLC juggernaut.
 
The TFWG PowerSchools Initiative, LLC juggernaut will dedicate an entire wing of the high school to the Creation Museum and Petty Zoo.
 
Creation Museum and Petty Zoo is one of the things that "The King" will help us build, and he's said when he moves his racing operations to the Charlotte area, at the same time he will move the zoo to Sarasota, leaving no major landmarks in Level Cross, NC.

Exactly which family members will be on display will be finalized at that time. Tom Petty also might be involved. :)
 
Level Cross, NC can still be used as a 'guinea pig' of sorts for new PowerWorld ventures rather than just releasing them to the general public as evidenced by the rare dismal failure of our line of suncare protection know as TFWG PowerBurn.
 
TFWG PowerBurn claims to have an SPF of 8, but as it's Made in China, I suspect the SPF is no more than 1.
 
The SPF is no more than 1 for the TFWGLegendaryTanSolution, because it is endorsed by celebrities who not only talk about the product, but are willing to die to make it a success.

Sorry that was so long, I just went with the flow there.
 


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