A world renowned soap opera star and proselyte of TFWG PowerScience religious technology outfit, the Rev. J. Handy Blowhard, a true Christian who hardly ever brags about his nearly sinless life, was thunderstruck to find a passage in the Book of Revelation that makes it crystal clear that Heaven will be limited to 144,000 men who were never with women, which he fears includes homosexuals and pedophile priests.
(Dear darling, adorable WMC: Lighten up. Kisses, :-*)