Bagpipes optional, undergarments mandatory.
Recipe for American flag cake: Angel food sheet cake, topped with whipped cream (easy to make your own with whipping cream, vanilla and granulated fructose - all natural). For the field of blue, use fresh blueberries; for the red stripes slice strawberries in half and place them long wise across the cake. Years and years ago that recipe was on a Cool Whip tub at a friend's house. If anyone needs a pattern to go by so that people will get the gist of your cake, may I suggest just about any front yard this weekend?