Fantastic word game

[Anyacat]

I was in heaven when I read that all those years ago William Shatner did have a very hairy chest but then I read the TV honchos made him WAX (!!!) so that he would look younger.

 

[Silkie]

Younger, metrosexual is out, while the latest term for normal male with chest hair (oh, baby!) is retrosexual, as though it were something new to be a regular guy.

 

[dmargalotti]

A regular guy must have a lot of bran in his diet.

 

[quadraphonic]

His diet would also include a lot of branches, twigs, and some things from the mind of Klee Irwin.

 

[raptusregaliter]

The mind of Klee Irwin is 99% huckster, just like the mind of the guy who knew that he could sell a bunch of sticky pads that appear to remove the body's toxins from the bottom of your feet.

 

[Silkie]

Toxins from the bottom of your feet might include slugs in the grass or garden, dog crap, your cat and bubblegum.

 

[dmargalotti]

Slugs in the grass or garden, dog crap, your cat and bubblegum are things you will never find on the bottom of your shoes at TFWG's PowerWorld International Marching Band Exhibition Memorial Stadium because all of our facilities are meticulously maintained by our award winning grounds keepers.

 

[elchupacabras]

Award winning grounds keepers keep Barack Obama's dog "Bo" in check, so that the President's shoes aren't covered with canine feces.

 

[quadraphonic]

Canine feces must be pretty far down the list of Obamessiah's I mean President Obama's worries.

 

[Anyacat]

Worries get us down, but Olivia Newton-John gets some of us up.

 

[kenrayc]

Up up and away, was a huge hit for The 5th Dimension in the late 60s.

 

[Anyacat]

Late 60s was all sex, drugs and rock-n-roll, when sex was safe, drugs were pure, and the rock-n-roll better.

 

[dmargalotti]

The Rock-N-Roll Better Business Bureau was formed to help consumers who have fallen victim to the deceptive tactics often employed by pseudo wannabe rockers.

 

[raptusregaliter]

Pseudo wannabe rockers would NOT include Spinal Tap, whose material runs the gamut from "Sex Farm" to "Stonehenge" to the sweet piano ballad whose title would probably get me in trouble if I printed it.

 

[Silkie]

It is an embarrassment to pseudo wannabe rockers who try to be anything, everything and so much more when they are merely cheap chumps and chumpettes.

 

[quadraphonic]

Cheap chumps and chumpettes must be avoided, and they are weeded out by the TFWG Band Camp Performance Requirements.

 

[elchupacabras]

Performance Requirements used to be quite demanding on radio stations, but have since diminished since the Bush Administration.

 

[dmargalotti]

Bush Administration officials fully endorsed the idea of governmental funding for band camp programs around the nation however the proposed funding measures died in Congress.

As Band Camp International Executive Director, I even dispatched Silkie to use "any" means possible to persuade a few key law makers to vote in favor of the spending measures. Next time I will send Anyacat and Andrea along with Silkie. No one can say no when you get those 3 together.

 

[elchupacabras]

Congress has approved stop-gap spending measures, but curtailing subsidies for the band camp.

 

[Anyacat]

The band camp subsidy should have been unobtrusively tacked onto a bill that was assured passage, such as the Goldman-Sachs recovery and CEO rewards bill.

(I would make them an offer they wouldn't have the nerve to refuse)