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Fantastic word game

PowerWorld Executive Offices and their sister offices worldwide are gearing up with preliminary plans for Page 1000 celebrations but everyone needs to keep in mind that any excessive reimbursements will be questioned and it's recommended that anything remotely questionable be preapproved through quadraphonic.
 
Anything remotely questionable be preapproved through quadraphonic is a strict requirement for Page 1000 celebrations, and I'm going to go ahead and say that I am most likely to approve all written or video requests which involve the following themes to some degree: Olivia Newton-John.

Yeah, I know there's just one topic there. That's where the joke is.
 
OLVIA NEWTON-JOHN used to make me get physical with myself IN MY YOUNGER DAYS.

[Yes, I am semi-regular here but with a daily dose of Benefiber I hope to become a more regular member]
 
The cows came home spraypainted to look like zebras a couple of years ago following the year end band camp senior prank.
 
Following the year end band camp senior prank, the senior class had to wash off all of the stripes from the cows before they could receive their diplomas and let me tell you, you've never seen such happy, clean cows.
 
Happy, clean cows make the best milk, the advertising saying kind of goes, but true science is still debating whether or not cows want or deserve a whole lot of self-esteem.
 
Dirty work at TFWG is for shills, sycophants, fans, hangers-on, roadies, drifters, grifters, rounders, carnies, and the other little people trying to eke their way on to the rolls, but no sirree, it is not required of members.
 
quadraphonic said:
Dirty work at TFWG is for shills, sycophants, fans, hangers-on, roadies, drifters, grifters, rounders, carnies, and the other little people trying to eke their way on to the rolls, but no sirree, it is not required of members.
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Required of members is a willingness to give as well as an eagerness to receive...
 
Receive a personalized message from the one and only Olivia Newton-John by calling our toll-free number right now at 1-800-I-LUV-ONJ (1-800-458-8665); each call costs $1.95 per minute.
 
$1.95 per minute seems rather inexpensive compared to a band camp colleague's suggestion that Silkie open a 900 number the time she had laryngitis, which brought in more than all fundraisers of the last five years.


;D ;D ;D​
 
Silkie said:
$1.95 per minute seems rather inexpensive compared to a band camp colleague's suggestion that Silkie open a 900 number the time she had laryngitis, which brought in more than all fundraisers of the last five years.


;D ;D ;D​
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All fundraisers of the last five years have done is to basically wear people out...
 
Out...out...out, shouted band camp members, as we shooed the pesky gnat away and went on with the good time we set out to have from the start.
 
From the start, the TFWG staff and management had reservations about "Bring A Wino To Work Day," so we stocked up on cheap office supplies for the day, but unfortunately, someone still pilfered the picture of dogs playing pool by the front desk.
 
quadraphonic said:
From the start, the TFWG staff and management had reservations about "Bring A Wino To Work Day," so we stocked up on cheap office supplies for the day, but unfortunately, someone still pilfered the picture of dogs playing pool by the front desk.
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The picture of dogs playing pool by the front desk did not sit well with andreajesus, so she changed it to a picture of a handsome man...
 
Man on man coverage is the best way to defend the TFWG during the annual basketball tournament, but from time to time, the band campers lapse back into a zone with their tubby tuba players in the middle, which always means the speedy dmargalotti can sneak in for a backdoor alley oop slam.
 
dmargalotti said:
Receive a personalized message from the one and only Olivia Newton-John by calling our toll-free number right now at 1-800-I-LUV-ONJ (1-800-458-8665); each call costs $1.95 per minute.
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Mr. Executive Director, I'm really having issues with this contribution as it is very much a two-sentence contribution and you know our rules regarding that situation. I'm more distressed that nobody bothered to call you on it and, instead, everyone just kept rolling along. Then again, I'm much less distressed because it seems Our Lovely Lady, andreajesus, has been contributing all day long.


A backdoor alley oop slam is a very difficult maneuver but if anyone can do it dmargalotti can.
 
If anyone can do it dmargalotti can, and I am confident his next contribution will be both TFWGrammatically correct and sublimely stellar

edited to remove an extra appositive comma before "dmargalotti" in the above sentence.
 


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