Fantastic word game

[WMC2006]

A superlative dinner companion she most definitely is and I'm looking forward to seeing her this weekend for the Band Camp Fall Session Festivities.

 

[raptusregaliter]

The Band Camp Fall Session Festivities had better have enough balloons this time around or else some of our more unstable members might take it out on TFWG by posting run-on sentences, ignoring the basic rules of grammar, or just lashing out at no one in particular.

 

[Stuart]

Lashing out at no one in particular, I do not think crossing out words on TFWG looks very professional.

the usual and customary This may be used as an example...........names will not be mentioned (this time)

 

[dmargalotti]

Professional ethics prevent me from sharing many of the salacious things I've seen over the years during my tenure as TFWG's Band Camp Executive Director.

 

[raptusregaliter]

TFWG's Band Camp Executive Director is called upon to oversee various ceremonial duties, but woe be to the director who starts to spend more time cutting ribbons than making sure that the outhouses are well-stocked with both reading material and toilet paper.

 

[quadraphonic]

Both reading material and toilet paper are scarce by the final weeks of the Annual TFWG Hot Sauce Competition.

Held each November 1-7. Set your calendars.

 

[dmargalotti]

By the final weeks of the Annual TFWG Hot Sauce Competition, stocks and shares of Preparation H usually have hit an all time high.

 

[quadraphonic]

An all time high in my personal unemployment figures is now at 100%.

Oh well. At least I'm still handsome and I've got Olivia. Can't win them all, just the big ones.

 

[Anyacat]

100% of band campers are 100% behind the Olivia Newton-John memorial sale of 100% antique headbands and leg warmers.

 

[dmargalotti]

Leg warmers are due for a comeback just like gauchos and blouses and jackets with big shoulder pads.

 

[Silkie]

Blouses and jackets with big shoulder pads, along with other fashion trends, might tend to make some see the clothing they wore and not the people they were, thus possibly forgetting that they might have once had better selves that have died or been buried for one reason or another.

 

[quadraphonic]

For one reason or another, all my leg warmers and headbands seem to have been thrown out with my complete 1952 Topps baseball set, including Mantle.

 

[WMC2006]

My complete 1952 Topps baseball set, including Mantle, mysteriously disappeared following the 1952 Fall Band Camp Session.


Things were going so smoothly after the very first band camp session during the summer of '52 and then this happened. That's what I've read in the Band Camp Archives anyway. That was way before my time. Silkie, our head librarian, could probably fill us in some day when she has time to research it.

 

[Stuart]

The 1952 Fall Band Camp Session had as "guest talent", the one and only Kate Smith.

 

[dmargalotti]

Kate Smith is known for her signature recording of God Bless America as well as through her weekly radio show, introducing the world to Abbott & Costello.

 

[quadraphonic]

Abbott & Costello appeared at a couple of the early Band Camp sessions, but by then they were pretty washed up.

 

[dmargalotti]

Washed up entertainers often end up playing the band camp circuit which can jump start and revitalize their careers although I don't think it did much for the career of Pauly Shore.

 

[Stuart]

The career of Pauly Shore, proves Andy Warhol's "Fifteen Minutes of Fame" theory.

 

[WMC2006]

Theory of 15 Minutes most certainly does not apply to TFWG which goes on and on and on and on.

 

[raptusregaliter]

On and on and on and on always reminds me of Stephen Bishop.

By the final weeks of the Annual TFWG Hot Sauce Competition, stocks and shares of Preparation H usually have hit an all time high.

dmar: you had a post referencing stocks and Preparation H and you missed the opportunity to use "hit bottom"!? I'll try to mail you a copy of my long out-of-print pamphlet "How to Use Juvenile Humor to Attract the Ladies."