Fantastic word game

[Silkie]

Columbo will work just fine, because he always gets it right once he finally gets finished asking one more question

 

[dmargalotti]

One more question is not what you wanted to hear as Columbo was getting ready to leave because you just knew deep down inside that in spite of your best efforts to conceal your crime, he was about to nail you.

 

[WMC2006]

He was about to nail you for illegally submitting my name for band camp library naming rights but finally realized it was all just an elaborate ruse concocted by some scheming joke-filled band camp alumni.


It'll make for a good story in the next edition of the alumni newsletter.

 

[quadraphonic]

Some scheming joke-filled band camp alumni will have their diplomas rescinded and their permanent records marred by their indiscretions.

 

[dmargalotti]

Their indiscretions were apparently intended to be nothing more than a harmless prank but as is often the case, these things have a way of spinning out of control.

 

[Anyacat]

Spinning out of control, the olympic figure skater came down hard on his glittering bottom.

 

[raptusregaliter]

His glittering bottom was on display for all to see when quad disobeyed the rules and performed in the Men's Figure Skating prelims sans trousers.

Well, he did warn us...

 

[quadraphonic]

"Sans trousers" is exactly what I said at the morning open skate.

 

[dmargalotti]

The morning open skate will be followed by an afternoon training session for the band camp curling team.

 

[Silkie]

The band camp curling team will use varying degrees of curling irons, so as long as they are someone else's headache such is not my concern as band camp librarian.

 

[quadraphonic]

My concern as band camp librarian would mostly just be to keep it quiet in there.

 

[Silkie]

There was the occasional new "twist", not seen in previous Olympic games that was only recently unearthed.

 

[dmargalotti]

Recently unearthed ruins in Italy show that the ancient Romans did indeed operate the worlds very first band camp.

 

[Anyacat]

The world's very first band camp library in Italian is i mondi la molto prima biblioteca di campeggio di banda.

 

[quadraphonic]

Di campeggio di banda is an anagram for a bi cop died damaging.

 

[Silkie]

Damaging winds and ice tore through the countryside, and I am glad that it was not I who made the postman go to our house, as I am sure that that would be an unheard of taboo no matter.

 

[WMC2006]

An unheard of taboo no matter what you decided, the postman should always go before leaving the post office rather than using his customers' facilities.


Quad, you are in control next week. I'll be away Sunday to Sunday. While I plan to have my TFWG handy dandy laptop with me so I can check in semi-regularly, I won't be enforcing anything. That's your job. I expect you to control the kids.

 

[quadraphonic]

His customers' facilities are probably not even as nice as the employees' washup at the Post Office.

 

[Anyacat]

At the post office today I ran into a postal worker who spoke very little English, which made by transaction very difficult.

(Oh, WMC, tell me you are going in a cruise and that you will meet many, many loose women and drink Pina Coladas and come back with a tan and a wallet full of phone numbers. I have such high hopes for you.)

 

[quadraphonic]

Difficult times call for difficult measures!