Fantastic word game

[kenrayc]

A dangling partipisiple is something i can't figure out, so have a drink on me while I rock out to AC/DC.

 

[dmargalotti]

AC/DC would like to remind all their fans and you as well that Daylight Saving Time begins this weekend so please remember to set your clock ahead one hour tonight before going to bed.

 

[quadraphonic]

Before going to bed in the woods, always check for varmints under the covers.

 

[dmargalotti]

Varmints under the covers do not evoke the same sense of hospitality as mints on the pillow.

 

[Anyacat]

Mints on the pillow and soft, high thread count sheets are some of my favorite things.

 

[Basnya]

My favorite things tend to be illegal, immoral or prohibitively expensive.

 

[WMC2006]

A dangling partipisiple

Now THAT's something I've NEVER heard of.


A prohibitively expensive topless summer journey will be offset by some major corporate sponsors who, in return, fully expect Anyacat to participate in their various promotional campaigns.

 

[MarcB]

Various promotional campaigns will include a 30 foot billboard, a 60 second ad during all NASCAR races, and live in-car cameras.

 

[travisl5678]

live in car camerasgive really cool footage of car crashes

 

[Anyacat]

Car crashes happen when people text each other on their mobile device.

 

[Anyacat]

I hit post too soon, again:

WMC: A participle is one of a class of verb forms known as "verbals, " derived from verbs. A dangling participle is an error in sentence structure whereby a grammatical modifier is associated with a word other than the one intended, or with no particular word at all. For example: Walking back home yesterday, a tree nearly fell on my head. When logic is applied to that sentence, it should mean that the tree was walking back home: the subject of the main clause of a sentence (the tree) is assumed to be the subject of a phrase attached to the main clause. I'm hope that clarifies the matter to your satisfaction.

 

[jrjackson]

Mobile device geeks taught me how to text really fast when chatting with my buds.

 

[kenrayc]

Buds are getting cold in frig and are just about ready to be served.

Hey, welcome to page 1200, at this rate I see 2000 before the end of the year.

 

[quadraphonic]

Ready to be served, the filet mignon diligently carried out its duties on the warmer rack as the waiter returned.

 

[kenrayc]

As the waiter returned with the food I told him to bring another round of drinks.

 

[quadraphonic]

"Bring another round of drinks" is the celebratory cry of many revelers; some revelers, alas, make demands that are quite unreasonable.

 

[Anyacat]

Quite reasonable prices are now being asked for that hamster toy no one could get at Christmas.

 

[Anyacat]

Christmas came early as we hit 1200 just when I was read to sign off.

 

[jrjackson]

Sign off the station properly so the PD won't come running down the hall hollering and quoting fcc policy.

 

[Anyacat]

Quoting fcc policy is a job for government flunkies.