Fantastic word game

[dmargalotti]

My lot in life is not too band either but right about now it could use a little TLC.

 

[quadraphonic]

A little TLC habit lately seems to be the little people programs, which I was unrequitedly looking for a marathon of on St. Patrick's Day.

 

[dmargalotti]

St. Patrick's Day is apparently one of the top drinking days of the year along with New Years Eve and Cinco De Mayo.

 

[WMC2006]

Cinco De Mayo is one of those pretend holidays celebrated only by those people who like to drink, be merry, and get foolishly drunk.

 

[quadraphonic]

Drink, be merry, and get foolishly drunk at your own risk, because people tend to take advantage of foolish drunks.

 

[Silkie]

Foolish drunks are the plural of fools and drunks, both of which are people said to be protected by the good Lord, I hear tell.

 

[quadraphonic]

I hear tell it don't always work that way.

 

[Silkie]

Way up yonder in Glory I reckon that He with Whom we have to do probably agrees with you, as it is just one of those old wives tale type sayings.

 

[quadraphonic]

Old wives tale type sayings are often interesting and informative tidbits into the human psyche, with a little bit of history thrown in.

 

[dmargalotti]

Thrown in to the brownie mix when no one was looking was a laxative which apparently is somebody's idea of a sick joke.

 

[WMC2006]

Somebody's idea of a sick joke was to get on the PA system at a WalMart and make a racially insensitive comment.


But I just read that an arrest was made and a news conference will be held later today.

 

[dmargalotti]

A racially insensitive comment is usually the sign of inferior intelligence or mental impairment on the part of the offender.

 

[Anyacat]

The offender is only offensive when he/she offends someone.

 

[quadraphonic]

Someone in the crowd is constantly anxiously awaiting the opportunity to be "offended" when they see anyone else talking.

 

[Silkie]

Talking is overrated.

 

[Anyacat]

Talking is overrated but obscene gestures usually get the point across.

 

[Silkie]

Across the vast waters did the man cry out, "Head in air and tail in sea, fish fish, listen to me", but the golden fish had no reply to the latest demand, for as the story goes all had gone back to its original humble, happy state.

 

[WMC2006]

Its original humble, happy state was what encouraged PowerWorld to create band camp locations across the globe.

 

[Silkie]

Across the globe other countries commented on the lovebirds on the patio, digging good music.

Who says they can't hear? Naturally, we will give them their privacy.

 

[WMC2006]

Digging good music and an extensive buffet, a great time was had by all attendees.