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Lass in line, the lad retreated to the little lad's room, but when he returned, he found his lass had already bought tickets for the show and went in with a more mature master.
 
A more mature master then found himself in front of a judge explaining why he was with a lass and not her more mature other.
 
More mature other band camp members were invited by Yoda but nobody understood the little guy and so after all in went no one.
 
An absolute nightmare is picking up a computer virus on your flash drive, not knowing it, plugging the drive into your home computer, infecting it as well, and then spending hours trying to clean up the mess.

Home PC is o.k.; flash drive is toast--all data lost. All hackers and script-kiddies are scum. :mad:
 
Smile, and the world smiles with you, but cry and you cry alone - then there is that steady drippy, snotty nose sound from up the road of late that has nothing to do with laughing, crying or allergies.
 
Laughing, crying, or allergies can all be alleviated with Damitol--PowerWorld's combination decongestant / mood stabilizer available for purchase at a mall kiosk near you.

Possible side effects include dry mouth, dry skin, dry eyes, dry sense of humor, itchy skin, itchy eyes, lowered blood pressure, elevated blood pressure, depression (if thoughts of suicide persist, call your doctor immediately), torpor, lethargy, sweating, nosebleed, headache, shaking, nervousness, anxiety, hives, dizziness upon standing due to a sudden drop in blood pressure, seborrhea, psoriasis, gout, chafing, shingles, dandruff, runny nose, persistent cough, deafness, blindness, blurred vision, numbness, tingling, increased urination, decreased urination, increased chance of stroke, heart attack, heart palpitations, fainting, blood clot, diarrhea, constipation, incontinence, water retention, hemorrhoids, flatulence, cancer, pneumonia, tinnitis, nausea, vomiting, pancreatitis, liver disease or hypersensitivity to heat, cold or pain, painful urination, or painful bowel movement. Side effects may be fatal. Discontinue use immediately if you feel you are about to die.
 
A mall kiosk near you might sell any manner of antiallergenics, many of which contain the same dire warnings.
 
Dire warnings appear near those kiosk phones that superficial mall rats and gutter snipe use when making those pre-weekend calls to make sure we know what they lined up.

raptus, you left out hypoglycemia and insensitivity to heat, cold or pain, painful urination, or painful bowel movement.  Obviously they will never get it.  I too pay close attention while they "do no harm". ::)
 
A party at Scuzzy's house is pretty much the only viable option, given the low calibre of people we are dealing with, who definitely stick out like a sore thumb among the masses.
 
A sore thumb among the masses is what Divine Dave will look like next week as he will be the only one vacationing while the rest of us are here keeping the joint ship-shape.

And who's gonna pick up the slack for Divine Dave? Can we convince Andrea to show up early and often over the next week to fill his absence? Maybe Darth can show himself for the week. Or Kenrayc. Maybe we could even get MarcB back in here for a week.

And do we know where Divine Dave is going?? My sources tell me that he was so overcome with emotion at the cancellation of Anyacat's 2010 Summer Topless Route 66 Jouirney that he convinced Mrs. Divine Dave that they should do their own version of it. I have a feeling we'll be seeing alot of our Band Camp Leader on the cable channels this coming week. ;D
 
The rest of us are here keeping the joint ship-shape is what I'm told by WMC and I appreciate that because even though I am technically on vacation, it's hard to walk away from TFWG because after all, you can take the man out of band camp but you can't take band camp out of the man.
 
Ask not what band camp can do for you, ask what you can do for band camp was originally stated at the opening ceremonies by Sir Reginald von Thebes in 1946 [we were the only U.S. wartime band camp, allowed to stay open for national morale], and the phrase meant so much to so many people that JFK's speechwriters co-opted it.
 


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