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Fantastic word game

You have to go to work if you want to be respected, treated like a human being, and have your opinions and suggestions taken seriously by your human bretheren.

[size=8pt]Oh wait, that was the former Cascade Park 4 theatre....sorry, my bad. (Never worked there [by the time I finally made it into the workforce, they already had gone tango-uniform] but I used to hang out there a LOT when I was younger!)

My employer never has bothered to treat me in this manner. Nosirrah. Still have yet to be treated as anything other than a marionette. And now I hear the union guys are planning to walkout soon.....
 
Instead of being in the front row as I thought for the upcoming ONJ Fanfest concert because my tickets said "Row A", I was surprised to learn that I will actually be far from the stage all the way in the very last row of the auditorium as the rows are labeled in reverse order.

Congratulations to you if you're in Row Z...be sure to say "hi" to Olivia for me!
 
Order has been restored to the band camp after the almost-annual, spontaneous registration melee of turning over cars and setting things on fire.

size=8pt]Don't worry dmarg, you'll be up close with her at the AfterParty. Tickets in the email! Reminder in your box at your locker![/size]
 
At a gas station you can find a lot of stuff for sale, especially around Mother's Day and Valentine's Day, when all of them in our area stock Olivia Newton-John CDs by the counter.
 
Olivia Newton-John CDs by the counter quickly sold out, but our Olivia did not sweat it while she graciously promoted all the many love song artists who also had items for sale.

So, it occurred to me that someone might have been ransacking the place after placing a jewelry box into a duffel bag with a big hole in the bottom. Or maybe there was a domestic violence thing going on. Rather than getting pissied off I should have called the police when such violent sounds were emanating at all strange hours of the night. 'specially seein' as how there was screaming and hollering and slamming just the day before. Yes, in the future I shall have to think of others. Every single time.
 
Items for sale at the gas station also included week old hot dogs spinning on the rotisserie, 18 packs of beer, and Olivia Newton-John T-Shirts.
 
Olivia Newton-John T-shirts are always hot items especially when Olivia wears them onstage at TFWG FanFest and occasionally has the time afterwards to model them herself.
 
To model them herself, for your eyes only, you have to be in the special circle.

I was gonna say "golden circle" but that's kind of out right now.

Did you see that "What Would You Do?" Primetime, silkie?
 
The special circle is where the women gather in the library's homemaking lab for the ladies auxilliary quilting bee.

Quad, I did not see the PrimeTime "What Would You Do?". All I know is what I have every intention of doing every time from now on. When I have someone telling me in front of all the neighbors how glad she is that she is so considerate about being quiet while I get ready for work in the morning, I have to recognize that I am dealing with someone who is all about appearances. People who are all about appearances get the police called for them.
 
The ladies auxiliary quilting bee has never been the same since one of their top competitors left the quilting field to join an Internet watchdog group and chat under the username goldencowboy101.

See what you started, MarcB? :D
 
goldencowboy101 reminded us of an old Matlock episode in which a well respected man about town as it were, a judge, invited ladies to dinner, took them home and while they waited he got comfortable and shocked them in a speedo, cowboy hat and holster.
 
In a speedo, cowboy hat and holster, you won't see me anytime soon but at least that outfit gives you a place to carry your gun unlike the episode of Charlies' Angels I saw where the Angels were all clad in skimpy bikinis prompting one of them to ask "where do we hide our guns"?
 
"Where do we hide our guns" has not been an issue ever since Smith & Wesson came out with pretty pink pistols.
 
Pretty pink pistols may look cute and girlie but have no doubt, they fire very real bullets and from what I understand when it comes to handling a gun, Miss Silkie is a regular old Annie Oakley.
 
Miss Silkie is a regular old Annie Oakley, the American legend who could shoot her way out of any jam but couldn't fight off the pernicious anemia that ultimately killed her.
 
Her trampoline mishap could have been prevented if the band camp counselors had been present instead of sneaking off into the woods for a little mid-day canoodling.

I think that's how that whole Jason/Friday the 13th thing got started too.
 
Her trampoline mishap was hard to overcome, and required a good amount of elixirs and poultices.

Dang.

A little mid-day canoodling is made more difficult when you're covered in poultices.
 


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