Now is probably as good a time as any to start feeling better, so I shall order up specially some perfect, low humidity weather.
And remember, boys and girls, if you should happen to disturb a drawer in an article of furniture that appears to literally spray a fine, green, powdery swirl of smoke, from a bubbled drawer edge, you have probably taken a direct hit by mold spores from Mother Nature's arsenal, regardless of how fast you get the hell outa the way. We at the Library wish to thank those who developed the antibiotic with antifungal agents in the days of the anthrax spores threat. We now request that you make them work faster, thank you. Kinda makes you think twice about antiquing on a Saturday morning, no?