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Darth_vader
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A dumb person is often compared to a rock as well, except in the case of my Mum's current hubby, because that would be an insult to rocks.
[size=8pt]Because, you see, rocks are *useful* items. You can throw them at people, like, say, those who annoy you beyond sanity, or the people who wear those little cell-phone things in their ears. It's a PHONE, for crying out loud. *holds hand to ear and mouth imitating a telephone handset* You can't do this?
(Yeah, I'm kind of in a state today. How'd you guess?)
[size=8pt]Because, you see, rocks are *useful* items. You can throw them at people, like, say, those who annoy you beyond sanity, or the people who wear those little cell-phone things in their ears. It's a PHONE, for crying out loud. *holds hand to ear and mouth imitating a telephone handset* You can't do this?
(Yeah, I'm kind of in a state today. How'd you guess?)