Pick it up and throw it at the wall is what I want to do to my radio every holiday season when I hear a "news report" about how much the gifts mentioned in the song The 12 Days of Christmas would really cost were you to purchase them this year.
Aside from the 5 golden rings, you can keep your maids a milking, swans a swimming and that partridge in a pear tree. And don't even thinking about getting me any lords a leaping if ya know what's good for ya!