Fantastic word game

[MarcB]

Real World is a pointless reality show that airs on MTV.

 

[dmargalotti]

MTV used to show Olivia Newton-John music videos in regular rotation back when that channel was something worth watching.

 

[Darth_vader]

Watching today's incarnation of MTV for longer than one minute at a time can lead to mental rot, coma, and even brain death, according to the Surgeon General.

[size=8pt]Now, on the satellite I don't have to wory about that, since MTV is scrambled up there. That's just one less Transponder of Absolutely Useless Content I have to click past. One of the extremely few reasons why I think scrambling might actually have some useful purpose after all!

@kenrayc--
Guess what? It started snowing here as I was logging in to this server just now! Hasn't started sticking yet, but it probably will before long.

 

[dmargalotti]

According to the Surgeon General too much of anything will kill you so remember to consume in moderation.

 

[Silkie]

Moderation is more of a concept involving the avoidance of stringent exercise, so when some people take a notion to wax athletic, they opt for a dance party with famed burlesque ladies of class from another time, or they go to a sports bar.

 

[quadraphonic]

A sports bar should include more active sports and not so many spectator sports.

I'd love to read the stories in the paper the next day too. "Bellybuckers duke it out at McSpeedy's, punches thrown" and whatnot.

 

[WMC2006]

Spectator sports can be pretty appealling especially if that sport is the annual Lingerie Bowl on pay-cable.


I've never seen it. Maybe some year I'll check it out.

 

[quadraphonic]

The annual Lingerie Bowl on pay-cable seems to be just another example of people trying too hard to titillate the masses.

 

[dmargalotti]

Titillate the masses with shocking outfits and over-sexed performances is how many so-called celebrities catch and maintain the public spotlight while others like Olivia Newton-John are able to do it with true talent and beauty.

 

[WMC2006]

Talent and beauty is not a prerequisite for posting here as anyone can plainly see.


;D

 

[quadraphonic]

As anyone can plainly see, the FWG is a great place to start the new year.

 

[dmargalotti]

The new year will hopefully be filled with health and prosperity for all our TFWG friends.

 

[quadraphonic]

Our TFWG friends are all invited to the FWG Convocation Center on New Year's Day for collards, black eyed peas, and cornbread.

 

[dmargalotti]

Collards, black eyed peas, and cornbread may be on the menu but if you don't mind, I'll probably stop by with my own homemade pizza, lasagna, and spaghetti & meatballs.

 

[quadraphonic]

Pizza, lasagna, and spaghetti & meatballs are not traditional New Year's Day grub in the South, but we can reheat them for January 2.

 

[dmargalotti]

January 2 probably won't work because when I cook, the food is so good there are hardly ever any leftovers.

 

[kenrayc]

Leftovers that are still in the refrigerator from Christmas dinner probably should be thrown in the garbage.

 

[quadraphonic]

Thrown in the garbage is what should happen to all the other threads on the internet, but the FWG will live on through the annals of history.

 

[WMC2006]

Of history, biology, or even physical education, the grade school report cards for everyone on the Executive Board can be found in each person's personnel file.


Not sure why we have or need them. It was a rule that existed when I first came on board.

 

[Darth_vader]

Each person's personnel file in the Accounting department of Power World exists in triplicate on paper, in the VAX and in the Mentor 2000 system I helped install.

[size=8pt]In fact, I haven't seen a trouble ticket regarding that Mentor 2K from the guys at PW in almost a month. Think I might just toddle on over there this afternoon and make sure everybody's still alive........