Silkie's library decimal system has special built-in finger spankers for those who don't know any better, and for those who do know better the customized finger breaker tells all, especially in the cookbook section where we keep the March Madness basketball party recipes.
They're so cute when they pretend to be indignant about others picking through and digging out the numbers. But their own little digits, necks, arms and everything else are all beat up from shelves crashing down on them.