Fantastic word game

[dmargalotti]

I recommend you take 2 aspirin and call me in the morning.

 

[Silkie]

Call me in the morning, or call me in the evening, or anytime at all, because as one who does not like to wear out my welcome I keep my posts many to reach Page 10,000, and my calls relatively few and far between, having already taken care of the business at hand when it was the business at hand the first time.

 

[dmargalotti]

Having already taken care of the business at hand when it was the business at hand the first time means you will be moving on to your next assignment while the rest of the gang is desperately playing catch up.

 

[quadraphonic]

Catch up is the wrong spelling for the condiment, but it's more palatable than muss turd.

 

[dmargalotti]

Muss turd doesn't smell all that bad considering what it is.

 

[quadraphonic]

It is interesting the things you can learn if you just sit still and listen.

 

[WMC2006]

Sit still and listen and you will hear dmargalotti murmuring in his sleep as he dreams about his next Early Morning Contribution.

 

[Silkie]

His next early morning contribution means that dmargalotti is healthy, wealthy and wise, because he is early to bed and early to rise.

 

[quadraphonic]

Because he is early to bed and early to rise, he is often also stuck in traffic.

 

[dmargalotti]

Stuck in traffic, dmargalotti found himself wishing there was a mobile phone app for TFWG so he could post his early morning contribution from the road.

 

[DToTheJ]

The road less traveled probably contains more dead squirrel carcasses.

 

[quadraphonic]

Dead squirrel carcasses litter the highway in many of your traditional country-western songs set in forests and parks.

 

[dmargalotti]

Country-western songs set in forests and parks often refer to sleeping under the stars by the warmth of a fire.

 

[DToTheJ]

A fire extinguisher does not make a great party favor.

 

[quadraphonic]

Favor your left leg when you say that one hurts, and favor your right leg when you say that one hurts, but if you keep switching back and forth with seemingly no reason, someone will soon be on to your scam and they will not believe you're hurt or give you any sympathy.

 

[dmargalotti]

Any sympathy you may have received from faking an injury will quickly turn to disdain when you are exposed for being the fraud that you are.

Reminds me of the Brady Bunch episode where someone was suing the Bradys for injuries sustained in a car accident. The guy (Jackie Coogan?) came to court with a neck brace but Mike Brady blew his scam out of the water by dropping his brief case on the court room floor which caused the guy to abruptly turn his neck. Perry Mason, eat your heart out!

 

[WMC2006]

The fraud that you are speaking about regarding Mike Brady could also refer to Mike Brady himself because actor Robert Reed, who in later years revealed he was gay, made us all believe he was everyone's favorite dad.


Of course, in real life, pretty much that whole cast apparently slept with each other. Maybe the TFWG cast oughta start sleeping with each other.

 

[Silkie]

He was everyone's favorite dad, but so were Danny Thomas, Fred MacMurray, Hugh Beaumont and Ozzie Nelson.

 

[WMC2006]

Danny Thomas, Fred MacMurray, Hugh Beaumont and Ozzie Nelson were the hot things back in the day but they were eventually replaced by Bill Cosby, Tom Bosley, and even everyone's favorite Love Boat captain, Gavin McLeod.


Captain Stubing's previously unknown daughter mysteriously showed up during the series run. How could the lovable Captain Stubing NOT be a good dad? ;D And, hey, little Vicki Stubing grew into a massive hottie right before our eyes. ;D

 

[dmargalotti]

Bill Cosby, Tom Bosley, and even everyone's favorite Love Boat captain, Gavin McLeod would have given anything for a dream date with all three of the original Charlie's Angels.