Seeing as how we are being creative and all, I guess it's a good time to dig up some of the old FWG cultural artefacts from the archives, and put emphasis on those which people's attention spans seem to have passed by.
[size=8pt]Including a copy of Power World's original 1848 Employee Handbook, a hand-written treatise by PW's founder, J. Augustus Power himself, occupying a single 5*8" index card~
"Welcome to Power World!
We are glad to have you with our Company. Our number one goal is to provide outstanding service. Set both your personal and professional goals high--We have great confidence in your ability to achieve them.
Power World Rules: Rule #1: Use best judgment in all situations. There will be no additional rules.
Please feel free to ask your department manager, supervisor, or librarian any question at any time--
(signature) J.A.P., Proprietor
MDCCCXLVIII"
Not to be outdone, a certain department store chain in Seattle began doing the same thing some years later, with an almost identical text, and claimed all the credit for it. Figures.