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Fantastic word game

Child abuse encompasses many unacceptable behaviours of people who are supposed to be adults, including the forced participation in Lada Gaga perfomances.
 
A welcomed addition to any occasion certainly wouldn't include any performances, present or forthcoming, by Lady Gagme, whom you won't ever have to worry about seeing or hearing on KFWG/P-LD, because although at times it may not appear as such on the air, we do have standards, and at any rate just seeing her photographs in the paper makes me want to retch.

[size=8pt]She's in good company. She's on the "DO NOT PLAYLIST" shoehorned in there with Screamin' Chritina AaaaAAAAAyyyyyYYYYYAAAAAayyyyyguileriaaAAAAAaaa, Justin Timberfake, Prissy Paris and that Bieber kid.
 
Just seeing her photographs in the paper makes me want to retch which is okay because the paper if nothing else is good for catching retch which is why it most often gets used to line dog cages.
 
Dog cages lined with retch paper worked the first time, and since this is a bit worse than the first time with the latest idols being used, but with all of the same characteristics, it'll prolly work again, and then we just throw the dog dumped retch paper in the bag with the catchit we scooped outa the kitty litter box.
 
The kitty litter box that people see in the underground parking garage janitorial area is for the adorable stray cats that come by most nights to rid the garage of the pesky mice that were somehow making their way intothe staff buildings for awhile.
 
For awhile cats play with meeces, and then the meeces put up little post-its that just like the first time, the birds made 'em do it.
 
At Illusions Danceclub you can ride the mechanical bull and pretend you're John Travolta in the movie Urban Cowboy and while I am not a John Travolta fan, I am rather fond of one of his more famous costars.
 
Contract negotiations with the vendor who supply the ingredients for Miss Silkie's Tasty Treats have gotten a little heated and now those vendors are saying if a new deal is not reached by midnight tonight, they will go on strike.
 
Strike that from all possible outcomes, and shudder the thought, but we all have confidence that if the vendors who have meant so much to band camp, especially at Christmastime, decide to play this kind of hardball, Silkie, ever unruffled by such kerfluffles, always has an alternative in the works.
 
In the works are plans for motion picture chronicling the life of Megan McCormick and since we cannot find an actress worthy of portraying her on the big screen, we are hoping to convince her to play herself in the movie.
 
In the movie version the strikers are molly-coddled little creeps who think that since Sweetie Pie is so mellow it must be easy to steamroll Miss Silkie too, but by now we all know how that works out, and it ain't perty for the creeps.
 
Posting the announcements on the lounge bulletin board is usually the best way to keep band campers apprised of ever evolving events and activities.
 
As the big day approaches we discover that while we are always ready in plenty of time, the places to which we must arrive fashionably late seem to increase as time to finish decreases, quite the conundrum to be sure.
 
Quite the conundrum to be sure for our staff volunteers who are working the annual band camper Christmas party today through Sunday as they must decide whether to party a bit heartier and risk missing work on Monday or behave themselves and show up to work on Monday just as they should.

Santa will be at the main camp from 10am to 4pm Saturday and Sunday and I'm told he'll have two well-known but anonymous elfettes with him.
 


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