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Fantastic word game

Money talks, and offering a small monetary reward (left anonymously in a back hall near the unused offices) was enough to prick the conscience of whoever sauntered off with my ONJGHCD, which was returned in its original pristine condition, except it looks like whoever carried it around over the weekend ate fists full of fried chicken.
 
Fists full of fried chicken can lead to arteries filled with cholesterol.

The above commentary was not intended to diagnose, treat, or cure any disease. Please consult your health care professional if you suspect that you may have heart disease, high cholesterol, or an addiction to fried chicken.
 
Cholesterol numbers will run high if you get it checked right after you eat a bucket of fried chicken, but those numbers are balanced out in your overall health by the chicken-induced euphoria.
 
Chicken-induced euphoria is not quite the same as a tryptophan coma, which typically occurs right around football time on Thanksgiving Day.
 
24/7 Christmas music might be the format of choice to some while reading over our years of service to FWG (or TFWG as some prefer), while planning their comin' up behind us, careful where they find us extravaganza, and there's just no tellin' where their little party plans will wind up upon discovery that their order was backwards?
 
Upon discovery that their order was backwards they decided to complain to the manager who promptly apologized for the error and gave them coupon good for free admission to the next Kenny and Dave Rockfest featuring the greatest hits of the 70's and 80's.
 
The greatest hits of the 70's and 80's as played by Kenny and Dave do not feature special songs to give directions to various locations to include little old lady condos, corners and other locales to check out, but Kenny and Dave do want everyone up on the floor, dancing.
 
Dancing to 24/7 Christmas music for over a month before Christmas is a horrible thing that occurs on many radio stations every year but, thankfully, we have our choices these days because I really don't want my jingle bells until Christmas Eve.
 
I can pick up my telef0ne when it rings, and sure enough, there on the other end is the fright of my life, specifically the nasally voice of a certain condescending Telephone Company operator going by the name of Miss Tomlin.

[size=8pt]I wondered what had happened to her after Ma Bell went belly-up. I'd heard she had been working for the cable company for a spell. Centuryqwest must have hired her back.....
 
A certain condescending telephone company operator going by the name of Miss Tomlin probably was turned down a job at Illusions as a waitress.
 
Polly Holiday was most known for her Flo character, which is the same situation as the actress who does the ads for Progressive Insurance, whose name I do not even think I know, because it's not Olivia Newton-John or Megan McCormick.
 
That kid from Harry Potter will, hopefully, not unwittingly be drawn to or carry in his soul the darkness of his occult roles, but hey, at least the supposed creator went off welfare and got lots of stuff, lots of things and a whole bunch of money.
 


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