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Fantastic word game

Here I am, feeling like a complete zombie, working on only half an hour's sleep, two pots of really stout coffee and a bottle of Mountain Dew, no thanks to the huge row the neighbours were having all last night.

[size=8pt]They'd started up about 2200 and apart from the occasional brief lull, they kept on until one of them went to work at about 1000 this morning. Of course, I can't call the manager on it because he goes home at 1700 each day. So I called this morning and they'd convinced him there's nothing wrong. Conveniently for them, they're on the end of the building and the two units directly below theirs and mine have been vacant for a few months now, so it's basically down to my word versus theirs. Oh yeah, pounding on the wall and yelling at them to shut the hell up was an exercise in futility for me, since they'd just pound and hollar back.

It sounded like the classic infidelity dispute (complicating the matter further, they're both Catholic. How wonderful.) If they keep up again like this tonight, I'm calling the cops.
 
Hurt or not, it was very insensitive of those neighbors (or neighbours, as sone prefer) to keep Darth and others up all night and so they have been given 72 hours to pack up and get out or risk physical eviction.

Don't you worry, Darth. You and your neighbors will be sleeping like babies very soon.
 
The end of the world may eventually happen but, even if it does, there's nothing to worry about because band camp and TFWG (or The FWG, as some prefer) will go on forever.
 
Band camp and TFWG (or The FWG, as some prefer) will go on forever especially since a lot of our young library interns seem to show up about 9 months after their internships end pushing little babies in strollers.

Hey WMC...can you say "paternity test"?
 
Little babies in strollers are being pushed by the former interns because part of Miss Silkie's intern program is furnishing the lovely young lassies with nanny certification classes.
 
Nanny certification tests are generally administered by Nanny McPhee types, who know every trick in the book.

You know, "I can't do the right thing, because I have to pee."; "I would really love to do what I am supposed to do, but I need a drink of water."; "I checked and double checked, and I tell you, the bogeyman is under the bed, so I can't sleep. Tell me another story.".
 
Every trick in the book now, baby, I'll use it on you, because I've got my devices, darling, and my machinery too.
 
Every trick in the book is used to assure the little band camperettes that spending some quality time without mommy and daddy and, instead, spending time with each other and learning about life is perfectly ok.

And DTTJ sneaks in with an Anyacat-type contribution. Well done, DTTJ!


Machinery too often here in the 21st century sometimes becomes mindboggling but, then again, were it not for technology, we'd be going for 10,000 pages of cave drawings.

Which is really how our TFWG (no The FWG back then, no sir!) ancestors started anyway!
 
10,000 pages of cave drawings personally autographed by that lass from The Travel Channel would fetch a windfall on eBay.

Long live Anyacat.
 
A date with Megan McCormick or Olivia Newton-John, either one of them, being offered, would blow up ebay's upper price recordspheres, increase ebay's cyberpresence, cause the rest of the world to take note, and since it would require so much money us regular people don't have, it would be bought out by some syndicated conglomerate amalgamation of foreign countries, and make headline news everywhere.
 


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