I can come up with sounds from the sound effects file that floated in from dmargalotti's studio office.
Which reminds me, since FEMA showed up yesterday and was out of water by today, until Monday, you'll prolly be better off to just text 90999 and type as a single word redcross to donate $10 to people who won't run out of water while taking up space, or blankies, clothes, anything that can help - even a teddy bear for munchkins.