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They know better because there is a whole chapter dealing with what not to post in The FWG (or TFWG as some prefer) Users Guide which is mandatory reading for all new members.
 
All new members are expected to volunteer at band camp tonight to supervise the kiddies who want to stay up late to watch Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve with Ryan Seacrest 2013 (DCNYREWRS2013 as everyone prefers).

I'll be there, Miss Silkie will be there, I expect to see all of you at some point in the evening.
 
Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve with Ryan Seacrest 2013 (DCNYREWRS2013 as everyone prefers) might be going over the air, but I doubt it will be hitting the tv in my house tonight.

Word to the wise, LARR: Don't address Silkie as "mister." Some of us made that mistaken assumption years back.... ;)
 
The tv in my house tonight will probably be tuned to a channel showing a program that answers the question of how many posts must one make in a thread before they are no longer considered newbies?

I mean really, once you get past your first post in a thread, aren't you no longer a newbie to it?
 
They are no longer considered newbies when they have successfully made it past the preliminary 90-day probationary period during which time they must post on a consistent basis while adhering to all the rules of the game.

Rules violations can result in time-outs and/or demerits which are issued by The Game Czar (or TGC as some prefer). Any newbie accumulating more than 1 demerit and 1 time-out during the 90-day probationary period may be required to repeat all or part of his or her training. If you have any questions please consult your Users Guide or check with your department head.
 
Game night at most people's houses no longer consists of playing board games, but instead, consists of sitting in front of computers or flat screen TV's playing a high-tech video game.
 
The Game Gear machine Sega had originally intended it to be used with is now a soda machine on the other side of the campus, for those who can't get to the lounge for the up to date machine on this side of the campus.

All your favorite soft drinks are available in both machines, but we did away with the more forgettable undesirable machines (fum's as some prefer).
 
The up to date machine on this side of the campus had a couple of technical bugs at first but we just contacted Darth and the boys and they fixed it from the northwest quadrant with magic dust and a séance.

Because Darth and the boys can fix anything.

Happy New Year everyone.
 
Magic dust and a séance would be about what it'd take to turn a Game Gear machine into a pop dispenser, otherwise that'd be one hell of a tiny vending machine.

[size=8pt]A pop machine that fits in one's pocket yet can dispense full-size bottles of Orangina? Imagine that. I'll tell you, *I* wouldn't even be able to pull off such a feat of engineering if I tried!

But then, I hear they're doing amazing things with computers these days......
 
One hell of a tiny vending machine occupied the little people's break room in the Borrowers movie, and the
Coca-Cola Company was upset because they paid a small (no pun intended) fortune for "product placement" and moviegoers couldn't read the tiny label on those dinky little quarter-ounce bottles.

So, as a "newbie," I have 90 days in which to "prove" myself? You all really want another nine weeks of verbal lunacy such as the above? Okay, I accept the challenge.
 
Dinky little quarter-ounce bottles of shampoo and conditioner can be found at hotels across the nation.

LA, what Mister dmargalotti meant to say, with a grain of salt, is that you've proven yourself and we welcome you to our internet family. What he failed to mention is that newbies must buy dinner for the rest of us for one full week. Scanman did it just a couple of months ago when he joined us so you can get some ideas from him. ;D
 
Across the nation and around the world the amateurs are out in force attempting to show that they all know how much they can imbibe before operating a 3000 pound machine.
 
Before operating a 3000 pound machine, you should always make sure it won't topple over on you.

Don't worry newbies. In a lot of ways, even us years-long veterans are still newbies. Every day is a brand-new day, yall! And today is even a brand-new year! w00t w00t
 
Bleeding, a terrible way to start a year, is prolly not what many had in mind to start writing a sentence either, but hey, there's always a Stephen King novel.
 
A Stephen King novel about radio might make sense, since he actually owns a couple of radio stations in New England.
 
New England would be a great place to run a radio station, because that would cut down on the STL link for the WFWG rebroadcasts of Dave & Kenny's Rockfests, and when it comes to wasting money in 2013, "ain't nobody got time for that!"

Sometimes the setup is lowhanging fruit. Sometimes the setup is harder to reach, and near the trunk. Sometimes you gotta zig. Sometimes you gotta zag.
HAPPY NEW YEAR ERRYBODY!
 
"Ain't nobody got time for that!" yelled the Game Czar to his minions as he implored the volunteer staff to finish up breakfast in order to get the fun and games ready for the band campers.
 


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