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Fantastic word game

Before the end of Time, we may see the demise of many other magazines with lower circulation, just as we recently saw Newsweek end its print edition.

How's that for a timely post? :D
 
Print edition magazines are going the way of the Pony Express (PE as most prefer) but the one thing that will always be here, at least until Page 10,000, will be The Fantastic Word Game (TFWG as most prefer and The FWG as some prefer).
 
The Fantastic Word Game (TFWG as most prefer and The FWG as some prefer) gives each of us the liberty to compose sentences dealing with any subject matter imaginable, e.g., saying that a newborn puppy is "pre-fur."
 
A strategically-fitted barrel was worn recently by dmargalotti as he travelled around our newly-opened band camp in The Stone Age (TSA as some prefer).
 
The classics, such as the first 500 or so pages of TFWG (The FWG as some prefer), are preserved on microfilm in the library and are looked after by Miss Silkie and the lovely library interns.
 
Every morning, we look forward to dmargalotti's Early Morning Contribution (EMC as most prefer) although, in very rare instances, I beat him to the punch.
 
The punch was spiked with grain alcohol by teeny boppers who thought that nobody would be able to smell or taste it, for which they have been sent home right regular to cool their heels.
 
Hardly worth mentioning, but we kept track via Miss Silkie's specially designed system in the library accessible only by herself and the other executive board members.
 
Herself and the other executive board members regulate the hijinks, in order to increase the serenity, peace, and enhanced learning environment, and to prevent any hooliganism or kerfuffles.
 
Kerfuffles were very tasty but they never sold as well as Ho-Ho's, Ding-Dongs, Fiddle Faddle, Screaming Yellow Zonkers and other food products with idiotic names.

(I don't think there really was a food product called Kerfuffles, but there could have been---somewhere---so I'm going with it.)
 
Adults with idiotic names should be able to sue their parents because of all the teasing and humiliation and embarrassment that the idiotic names have led to, as I was saying just the other day to my former high-school classmate, Sunshine Sparkle Cannabis Rainbow Bellbottom, who was born in 1967.
 
For a kid to bear a made-up name such as Latawnayeisha, Solangizhané, Heathernetrina, Yolandabrianna or Lucindajanelle, the kid has to have inner strength and self-confidence, especially if the kid with one if those names is a boy.
 


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