Today's prime time comedy TV shows only aspire to SARS jokes, because that would be too diverse from their traditional pointless, screeching humor.
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Pointless, screeching humor is not something I enjoy which is why I would rather spend my time watching a Globe Trekker marathon with Americas' favorite Globe Trekker, Megan McCormick.
Lessons in sailing for the campers begin with some basic water safety tips and instructions which include the rule that life jackets must be worn at all times.
At all times, we encourage Megan McCormick and Olivia Newton-John to grace us with their presence, but until that time comes, we'll all have to get along swimmingly, as usual, to make up for the lack of Megan McCormick's and Olivia Newton-John's presence.
To make up for the lack of Megan McCormick's and Olivia Newton-John's presence here we are going to ask the new guys (scanman, LA, and Lee) to perform a medley of their favorite ON-J songs while showing slides from some of their favorite travel destinations.
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Thomps2525
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Ice cream, of course, contains no ice and no cream and therefore should not be called "ice cream," but I doubt that the Food & Drug Administration will do anything about this situation because the FDA also allows buffalo wings to be called buffalo wings even though the wings do not come from a buffalo.
Buffalo roam and do not fly over the prairie, because that would cause trouble for planes.
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kenrayc
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"Planes, Trains, and Automobiles" is a great movie from 1987 with the late John Candy and Steve Martin.
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Darth_vader
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Planes are not as thrilling to me (and far, far more dangerous) than trains.
[size=8pt]Because on a train, if it derails, you at least know there's a chance you can escape (survival of the fittest) since more than likely you're near the ground; maybe only a couple feet or so at best.
As a hacker, the first thing on my mind when my foot hits the plane, aside from the fact of all the money I've already wasted on every trivial matter (money that I'd still have on me if this were a couple decades ago) usually is the realisation that I'm going to be held captive in a little steel tube floating thousands of feet above the ground. There are machines operating that can and likely will go wrong at some point. When you're in a little steel tube floating thousands of feet above the ground, you know that when that thing goes down, you're going down with it. At least being on a failling airplane does give you time to consider how lucky you are that life has been good to you so far. Alternatively, if life hasn't been good to you so far, which given the circumstance seems more likely, consider how lucky you are that it won't be troubling you much longer.
[size=8pt]Because on a train, if it derails, you at least know there's a chance you can escape (survival of the fittest) since more than likely you're near the ground; maybe only a couple feet or so at best.
As a hacker, the first thing on my mind when my foot hits the plane, aside from the fact of all the money I've already wasted on every trivial matter (money that I'd still have on me if this were a couple decades ago) usually is the realisation that I'm going to be held captive in a little steel tube floating thousands of feet above the ground. There are machines operating that can and likely will go wrong at some point. When you're in a little steel tube floating thousands of feet above the ground, you know that when that thing goes down, you're going down with it. At least being on a failling airplane does give you time to consider how lucky you are that life has been good to you so far. Alternatively, if life hasn't been good to you so far, which given the circumstance seems more likely, consider how lucky you are that it won't be troubling you much longer.
The West Coast calls "foul" because someone did not follow the right bolded clue, and as a result, first-time father at 67, and writer/star of "The Jerk" Steve Martin did not get a second the FWG (or TFWG as some prefer) mention he so boldly deserves.
The West Coast band campers called me early this morning to let me know that Darth skipped over Kenny's ending clue which was Steve Martin and then DToTheJ allowed the game to continue without proper redirection so now we are all going to get blasted by you know who when he wakes up to see what you all have done.
Quad! Oh well, at least we were on the same page with those replies.
He so boldly deserves to go where no man has gone before and yes, I am referring to William Shatner.
Quad! Oh well, at least we were on the same page with those replies.
He so boldly deserves to go where no man has gone before and yes, I am referring to William Shatner.
William Shatner and I are both very displeased with Darth's complete avoidance of the proper clue so we must punish Darth by making him watch a continuous loop of every William Shatner/Priceline commercial ever made.
And because he failed to notice and address the problem, DToTheJ (DTTJ as most prefer) must come here and shovel me out during this upcoming weekend's snowfall which should total about a foot from Saturday night into Sunday.
And because he failed to notice and address the problem, DToTheJ (DTTJ as most prefer) must come here and shovel me out during this upcoming weekend's snowfall which should total about a foot from Saturday night into Sunday.